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1. If you shoot deer in deer season can you shoot tourists in tourist season? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. What is the difference between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why do people who hunt turkeys spend tons of money on decoys bird callers guns ammo camouflage etc. when they can buy the bird cheaper at the store ? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Who edits fishing shows? How do they decide what's too boring? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why do fish grow fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in port? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
7. Isn't fishing just a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
8. If you went fishing with a dotted line would you catch every other fish? (Contributed by Bman)
9. Why does the NRA want hunters to be able to carry armor piercing ammo? Are deer being issued flack vests? (Contributed by Mark Demucha)
10. How come the TV fishing shows never focus on the most important boat fishing skill ... peeing off the back of the boat after all those beers? (Contributed by Bluboo)
11. Why is it that you never see a fish mounted on a wall with it's mouth shut? (Contributed by Sally Berger)
12. Was the concept of farming created by tired hunters with sore feet? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
13. When you're standing on the shore fishing with your catch beside you why do people ask you when they walk by if you caught that fish? Just what do they think you are doing? (Contributed by Al J.)
14. Wouldn't living be easier if men showed as much patience at home as they do when they're fishing? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
15. Why is it that nothing increases the size of a fish like fishing all by yourself? (Contributed by George Hoffman)
16. Aren't there really only two basic kinds of fishermen? Sport fishermen and those who catch fish. (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
17. Why do some hunters buy camouflage wallets? If they happened to lose it in the woods then they really would be hunting wouldn't they? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
18. Why do hunters spend hundreds of dollars to buy camouflage equipment then wear a bright orange hat? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
19. Do fishermen live in the reel world? (Contributed by Robert Biggs)
20. Is it true that if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day but if you teach him how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
21. Have you ever watched a fishing show for about 15 minutes and then asked yourself 'Boy, I need a life'? (Contributed by Brian Regan)
22. Why do fishermen cast as far as they can from the shore, but when fishing from a boat, cast toward the shore? (Contributed by Marie Panyik)
23. Why can you kill a deer and put it's head on your wall, but you can't keep one as a pet? (Contributed by Charles L.)
24. How come wild animals can hunt and kill other animals and its called nature but when humans shoot an animal its called evil? (Contributed by Henry Evans)
25. Do all fishermen lie or do all liars fish? (Contributed by PG)
26. Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them? (Contributed by T.M.)
27. When man calls an animal 'vicious', doesn't he usually mean that it will defend itself when he tries to kill it? (Contributed by EM)
28. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? (Contributed by BC)
29. Can you communicate with fish by dropping them a line? (Contributed by TBL)
30. When people ask you where you caught a fish, isn't it usually in the mouth? (Contributed by Doel N.)
31. To a worm, isn’t digging in the hard ground more relaxing than going fishing? (Contributed by W.W.)
32. If you fall in the creek, should you check your pockets for fish? (Contributed by Thom)
33. Why do people think that deer are dumb? Don’t the hunters have to put on camouflage suits, hide in trees, bait them and use telescopic sights to kill them? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
34. If fishing is the way to catch a fish, why isn't ducking the way to catch a duck? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
35. If you catch a fish that was swimming in a school, is the fish now playing hooky? And what if you used a net instead of a hook? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
36. If you catch a jellyfish and a butterfly in the same net, are they both toast? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
37. What is so difficult about deer hunting? All you have to do is hide near any country road and make car sounds, right? Won’t the deer then come running out of the woods? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
38. When ghost hunters die, do they hunt themselves? (Contributed by Amber, Sara, Miranda, and Clarissa)
39. Why do deer hunters have to buy a license? Don’t drivers kill more deer than hunters do? And drivers don’t have to buy a hunting license, do they? (Contributed by Will)

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