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1. How come there's not some rule against people winning the lottery then refusing to quit their lousy jobs? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
2. Why do the winning lottery numbers always look so obvious the following morning? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
3. Is the lottery a tax on people who are bad at math? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
4. When checking your mail what are the chances that EVERYBODY in your building may have already won ten million dollars in the same sweepstakes? (Contributed by Eldridge Scales)
5. Is there anybody who is not a finalist in the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
6. Isn't gambling a great way of getting nothing for something? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
7. How many contests would you have to enter before you became ineligible to enter because you've entered too many contests? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
8. According to statisticians there is a 14 million to one chance of winning the lottery and a 1 million to one chance of being run over and killed by a bus. So why don't more people bet on getting run over by a bus? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. Why are the answers to questions in prize quizes so easy? Does anyone really feel smart when they get them right? (Contributed by Johaslam)
10. Why do they use fruit in slot machines? (Contributed by Angela Trana)
11. Why am I never an 'Instant Winner'? (Contributed by kiss123)
12. Did you ever figure you'd ever see the day when dollars to doughnuts was an even bet? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
13. Why is it that almost every time you hit a sixteen in blackjack you receive a high card yet when you stand the next person at the table receives a five or less? (Contributed by Paul VanDeusen)
14. Why does the shooter almost always throw a seven or eleven whenever you choose not to place a bet at the crap table? (Contributed by Paul VanDeusen)
15. Why do the TV stations always tell you how much lottery players won but never how much lottery players lost? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
16. Do you suppose Bill Gates ever buys lottery tickets? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
17. Isn't losing the best cure for gambling that there is? (Contributed by J. Wagner)
18. Don't you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not? (Contributed by Fran)
19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
20. Why is the expected winner of a contest called a 'shoe-in'? (Contributed by Shona)
21. Why do people get so excited about gambling when all they do is LOSE all their money? (Contributed by Valerie)
22. If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck and a person has broken 15 mirrors thus having a lifetime of bad luck, does that mean that the person should never play the lottery in their lifetime? (Contributed by Janis G.)
23. Have you ever noticed that none of the psychic hotlines advertise that all of their employees have won the lottery? Doesn't it make you wonder just how good they are? (Contributed by L.B.)
24. Is the lottery a special tax for stupid people? (Contributed by L.B.)
25. Why is a big gambling payoff called a 'jackpot'? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
26. Why do they call it a 'Crap Table' at casinos? Is it because it’s hard to win so people called it the "Crap" table? (Contributed by FORDMANMAL)
27. Did you know that when you drive to the store to buy a Lotto ticket, your chance of dying is greater than your chance of winning? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
28. Do dice really roll? Why don't we "tumble the dice"? (Contributed by Ralphie)

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