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    1. If Hare Krishnas start cloning themselves how will the rest of us find out? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    2. Who actually is 'The Man'? (Contributed by Funny Mail)
    3. Where are all those people who ARE spring chickens? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. If man is at the top of the food chain and he gets eaten by a bear do we all fall to second place? (Contributed by Eldridge Scales)
    5. If you laid all the people on earth end to end and they circled the globe who would be on top? (Contributed by Bill F.)
    6. Is the idea that no one is perfect a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren? (Contributed by Chet Meek)
    7. If a missing person knows where he is is he really missing? (Contributed by J.J.)
    8. Since light travels faster than sound isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? (Contributed by Erik Freeman)
    9. Why are blonds dumb? (Contributed by Krista Whited)
    10. They say that opposites attract like magnets. If this is so then when we are attracted to someone how do we tell who is the positive one and who is the negative one? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    11. Is AAAAA an organization for people driven to drink? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    12. Why is it that some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week? (Contributed by Dean Howell)
    13. Why are tomboys always girls? (Contributed by scola)
    14. What exactly is a heroic coward? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    15. Is a Nerd and a Geek the same thing? (Contributed by Eric)
    16. Why do we call ourselves the human race? Is somebody going to win? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    17. Who was the first person to ask who the first person was who did something? (Contributed by Harry Lythall)
    18. If an optimist fell from a ten story building would he yell out to his friends 'All right so far' as he passed each floor? (Contributed by Debbie)
    19. What ever happened to streakers? (Contributed by Quirksworld.com)
    20. Don't you think that all families are like fudge? Mostly sweet but with a few nuts. (Contributed by LdyChrista)
    21. Is the REAL reason Grandparents and Grandkids get along with each other so well because they both have a common nemesis? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    22. Do two normal people make one paranormal? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
    23. If there are invisible people how do we know they exist? (Contributed by Laura)
    24. Don't you think people are like teabags? Isn't it true that you never know how strong they are until they get in hot water? (Contributed by Jean Andrews)
    25. When we say that people earned their right to be somewhere does that mean that we don't think their left should be there as well? Or are we really saying that we think they are only half there? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    26. Can an ambidextrious person make an off hand remark? (Contributed by Strage.com)
    27. Aren't we all the same as everyone else only in different ways? (Contributed by Matt Brown)
    28. When cave men got together, did they form clubs? (Contributed by POTD)
    29. What does an imperfect stranger look like? (Contributed by Robert Biggs)
    30. What kind of people think stuff like this up? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    31. Is there a group, like Alcoholics Anonymous, for people who abuse acronyms? If so, what would it be called? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
    32. If you want to know how old a woman is, wouldn't the best source be to ask her sister-in-law? (Contributed by Edgar Howe)
    33. Why are people referred to as temperatures? You know, like why is that person lukewarm? (Contributed by Don F.)
    34. Do you think you're a leader? If so, take a quick look behind you. If no one's there then you ain't leadin, are you? (Contributed by Jim Jackson)
    35. Is it any wonder that kids are confused today? Don't half the adults tell them to find themselves, while the other half tell them to get lost? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    36. Why do adults always complain about how teenagers sloutch? When was the last time they sat in a school desk? You can't lean back or do anything BUT sloutch, otherwise you'd have it sticking in your back. (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    37. How come boring people are never hoarse? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    38. How come the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well? (Contributed by Joe Ancis)
    39. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? (Contributed by FortOgden)
    40. Don't you think that the world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit? (Contributed by Dwight Morrow)
    41. Is a person's holier side their altar ego? (Contributed by Peter Bergt)
    42. How does the invisible man shave? Or for that matter, how would he know if he was dirty? And if he was, wouln't you be able to see him? (Contributed by Tony Hinde)
    43. Aren't adults just obsolete children? (Contributed by D.S.)
    44. Who is optimistic? The one who says the glass is half empty? Or the one that thinks it's half full? Or is it that the glass is just too big? (Contributed by Matias)
    45. Is it true that they that don't know they don't know, just don't know? (Contributed by Bill)
    46. It's true that not all people are annoying, isn't it? Aren't some of them dead? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    47. How come we can't respect each other until we have a common enemy? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    48. Why do we make enemies of each other in the absence of a common enemy? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    49. Why don't TRAILER PARK kids run away to the SUBURBS? (Contributed by Scammaster)
    50. Since half the world doesn't understand the other half, does it really matter which half you're in? (Contributed by Coop)
    51. If I never met a man I didn't like, who is he? (Contributed by Randy)
    52. Why is it that the chance of a surprise visit by your inlaws is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home? (Contributed by FBI)
    53. If you're normal and everybody else is weird, wouldn't that make you weird and everybody else normal? (Contributed by Katie Haynes)
    54. Why are people offended if we crack jokes about different nationalities but not when the jokes are about blondes? Do we assume that blondes like being teased? And why isn't there a law against this? (Contributed by Valerie)
    55. If we can't stand someone, do we sit down when we see them? (Contributed by Valerie)
    56. Is a drunk someone who goes into the bar optimistically but leaves the bar misty optically? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    57. Who is the average man on the street? And why is it that he gets asked his opinion about all sorts of things? And do you think he gets fedup of answering questions? (Contributed by Tony Hinde)
    58. Why do good things happen to bad people? (Contributed by Julia)
    59. Why is it that the person who wouldn't hurt a fly is the first person to take a swing with the fly swatter? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    60. How come celebrities spend their whole life trying to become famous and then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognized? (Contributed by Kathy)
    61. Aren't we all unique, just like everyone else? (Contributed by Bruce)
    62. Do bleach blondes pretend to have more fun? (Contributed by Rover)
    63. Why is it good to be a Daddy's Girl, but bad to be a Mommy's Boy? (Contributed by T.M.)
    64. The oldest living person, according to the newspaper, died recently. So, does this mean that there is no oldest living person any more? (Contributed by Heikkinen)
    65. Is it true that foreign people speak in english when there are no english speaking people around? (Contributed by Talen)
    66. Can people who are unorganized belong to an organization? (Contributed by Rosemary Handerson)
    67. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays? (Contributed by BC)
    68. Why do we sometimes refer to someone who annoys us as a 'real jerk'? Doesn't that mean there are also 'fake jerks'? And just who or what would they be? (Contributed by Valerie)
    69. Is a person who tried to deter an insurgent a detergent? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    70. Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    71. Do optimists make the best of it when they get the worst of it? (Contributed by Steve)
    72. Should midgets get paid under the table? (Contributed by Al R.)
    73. Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? (Contributed by CT)
    74. Did you know that a pessimist is somebody who's afraid that somewhere, somehow, someone's having a good time? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    75. Wouldn’t youth be an ideal state if it came a little later in life? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    76. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? (Contributed by Marc and Angel)
    77. Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths? (Contributed by Nishan)
    78. When you're over the hill, isn't it all down hill from there? (Contributed by Hunter)
    79. Why is it that when a conversation gets controversial and someone says lets change the subject, no one can think of a new subject? (Contributed by Ryoga)
    80. Do you think that who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a no-bell prize? (Contributed by Judy N.)
    81. How come whenever you look at someone they can feel it and they look back at you? (Contributed by George)
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