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Topic: MiddleAge

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    1. Why is it that when you reach middle age your children tell you that you drive to slow and your parents tell you that you drive too fast? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that we loose all our childhood energy as we grow up and need 48 hours in a day to get everything done? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    3. How can life begin at forty? Surely it begins when you are born doesn't it? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    4. During middle age does your get up and go actually get up and go? And if so where to? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. Aren't the years between 50 and 70 the hardest? This is when you are always asked to do things but you're not decrepit enough to turn them down. (Contributed by T. Eliot)
    6. Is it considered middle age when man thinks that in a week or two he'll feel as good as ever? (Contributed by Don Marquis)
    7. Isn't middle age when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work? (Contributed by Maurizio Mariotti)
    8. A recent study said that people are enjoying middle age now. Does that mean that we can't look forward to a midlife crisis? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    9. Is middle age the time when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired? (Contributed by Joe)
    10. How come when you finally get time for a midlife crisis, you never have the energy for it? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
    11. Isn't middle-age when the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist change places? (Contributed by Self-Worth.com)
    12. Is there anything more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    13. If life truly begins at 40, then at the age of 46, are you not entitled to periodically act like a 6 year old? (Contributed by MykeMyk)
    14. Arenít grandchildren your reward for putting up with your own children when they were teenagers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    15. Why is it that setting an example for your children always seems to take the fun out of middle age? (Contributed by William Feather)
    16. How come when you finally get your head together, your body starts to come apart? (Contributed by Ray)
    17. Is middle age when your age starts showing around your middle? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    18. Isnít middle age the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature? (Contributed by Harold Coffin)
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