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    1. Would the main cause of men's lying be the fact that women insist on asking too many questions? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that when women hold off from marrying men we call it independence but when men hold off from marrying women we call it fear of commitment? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why is it that the average woman would rather have beauty than brains while the average man can see better than he can think? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Is it true that God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Is it true that women who desire to be like men lack ambition? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him is he still wrong? (Contributed by Michael Weishaar)
    7. Why do men forget everything and women remember everything? (Contributed by Kouly)
    8. Why do women complain that they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good? This shouldn't be that difficult should it? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    9. Did God make man superior to woman because she was made from the rib a cheaper cut? (Contributed by RSK)
    10. Why does the man who says it can't be done always interrupt the woman doing it? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
    11. Is the reason God created man before woman simply because you always create a draft before the final masterpiece? (Contributed by Nirav)
    12. If only one man in a thousand is a leader of men does that mean the other 999 are followers of women? (Contributed by Nirav)
    13. Is it true that women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street boldly when they are balding and have a beer gut and still think they are beautiful? (Contributed by Angel)
    14. Is it true that after God created woman he atoned by creating beer? (Contributed by J.J.)
    15. Do women like silent men because they think they're listening? (Contributed by Marcel Archard)
    16. Why is it that most of women's problems start with men? MENestration MENopause MENtal anguish etc. (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    17. Do you think that Adam laid the blame on woman the first chance he got? (Contributed by Nancy Astor)
    18. Why is it that a woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesn't and a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does? (Contributed by Jim Poserina)
    19. If it takes 100 million sperm to find 1 egg why are women so surprised when men refuse to ask for directions? (Contributed by F41305)
    20. Is it true that a woman enjoys a man's company most when he owns it? (Contributed by Albert Steinhart)
    21. Is it possible that blonds also prefer gentlemen? (Contributed by Mamie)
    22. Single women complain that all good men are married while married women complain about their lousy husbands. Does this confirm that there is no such thing as a good man? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
    23. When God created Man was She only kidding? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    24. How come when we think or refer to 'angels' we always picture beautiful women in our minds? Weren't all the angels in the Bible MEN? (Contributed by Dave Wall)
    25. Why is it that when men say something and do something else, they 'lied', but when women do the same thing, they 'changed their mind'? (Contributed by Tony Blaha)
    26. How come only women know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell? (Contributed by Sctishldy)
    27. After God created Adam, did he say to himself, 'I think I can do better than that'? (Contributed by RCPitchford)
    28. Wouldn't God have to be a man since 'God' spelled backward is 'Dog', and dog is man's best friend? (Contributed by Mystry404)
    29. Isn't a woman's mind cleaner than a man's since she changes it more often? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
    30. If a man's got to do what a man's got to do, how come a woman has to do what he can't? (Contributed by Rhonda Hansome)
    31. How come few women admit their age and few men act theirs? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    32. Why is it that a man wakes up as good looking as when he went to bed, but a woman somehow deteriorates during the night? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    33. If women have it, why is it called MENopause? (Contributed by L. Dosa)
    34. Is a man full of wonder, a wonderful man? (Contributed by T.M.)
    35. If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, aren't women super intelligent to get to Earth? Was Earth a lifeless planet before women and men traveled to it? And if men were on another planet, and they built something to come to Earth, does that make them smart? (Contributed by Vilya-Gaviel)
    36. Why do people say it was a caveman who invented the wheel? It could have been a cavewoman, couldn't it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    37. How come, when it's time to go to a party, it takes a woman 2 hours to get ready and a man 2 minutes? And then when it's time to leave a party, how come it takes a woman 2 minutes and a man 2 hours? (Contributed by Thomas T.)
    38. Why it is that a man has to shout to be heard while a woman's silence can be so loud? (Contributed by Thomas T.)
    39. Why is it that a woman can man a station, but a man can't woman one; and a man can father a movement, but a woman can't mother one? (Contributed by King David)
    40. Why can't men understand that when a woman says, "no", she means "no"? (Contributed by Zagros)
    41. Why doesn't a man understand that his girlfriend doesn't want an honest answer to the question, "Do I look fat?"?. Doesn't she always want him to say 'no'? (Contributed by Zagros)
    42. How come when you finally meet the perfect woman, she will be waiting for the perfect man? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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