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    1. Is it true that the reason men like blonde jokes is because they can understand them? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that sometimes the best way to convince a man he's wrong is to let him have his own way? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Is the reason men are hard to buy gifts for because they never buy anything they don't need and they don't need anything they don't already have? (Contributed by Erma Bombeck)
    4. Is it true that man's most precious possessions are his delusions? (Contributed by C.O. Jones)
    5. Why is it that whenever two men meet there are really six people present? Each man as he sees himself each man as the other sees him and each man as he really is. (Contributed by William James)
    6. Should you trust a man who says he's the boss at home? Afterall he probably lies about other things too don't ya think? (Contributed by JokeMeister)
    7. Why does the term 'jerk' apply only to men? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    8. Do you ever think that men are from Mars simply because they get better reception there? (Contributed by Guardian Angel)
    9. Why in all systems of theology is the devil portrayed as a male? (Contributed by J.J.)
    10. Is it true that men don't have mid-life crises? Don't they stay stuck in adolescense? (Contributed by KantroSAK)
    11. How many roads must a man go down before he will stop and ask directions? (Contributed by Michelle Argabrite)
    12. Would the only thing worse than a man you can't control, be one who you can control? (Contributed by Margo Kaufman)
    13. Have you noticed that whenever a man refers to a game as silly and childish it's because his wife can usually beat him at it? (Contributed by Epperson)
    14. Is it true that if you're looking for a committed man, you should look in a mental hospital? (Contributed by carlj)
    15. Doesn't the average man's life consist of twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, fourty years of having his wife ask the same question, and at the end, the mourners wondering too? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    16. Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks? (Contributed by Callie)
    17. How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes? (Contributed by Dick)
    18. Isn't it true that some men are luxuries, not necessities? (Contributed by Meme)
    19. Wouldn't a clone of a man be a man be a man? (Contributed by Matt)
    20. Men are like a fine wine, arenít they? Donít they start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with? (Contributed by Madd)
    21. Why does a man call his girlfriend his "baby" when she is usually the one who takes care of him? (Contributed by Zagros)
    22. If dogs are a man's best friend, why does he refer to a woman he does not like by using the term that means a female dog? (Contributed by Zagros)
    23. Why do men refer to women who they like by a term that means a baby chicken? (Contributed by Zagros)
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