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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? (Contributed by Don F.)
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They say an elephant never forgets but what's he got to remember? (Contributed by Don Woods)
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Why are Polar Bears left-handed? (Contributed by Alice Yucht)
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Can elephants learn arithmetic? (Contributed by David R. Woolley)
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Do apes go people when they get excited? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
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What sound does a kangaroo make anyway? (Contributed by Jennifer Smith)
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Just what is it that hyenas laugh at? (Contributed by David Feldman)
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They always tell us that a camel can go 500 miles without water. How come nobodys ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
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How come only female kangaroos have pouches? Don't male kangaroos have things to carry around too? (Contributed by Vincent Dublado)
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Is a laughing hyena a happy hyena? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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Are zebras white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes? (Contributed by Amber)
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Nature shows on TV say that when two bull moose compete for a lady moose, the one with the smaller antlers concedes to the other one. I can see how a moose can tell the size of his opponent's antlers, but how does he know how big his own are? (Contributed by Marilyn Vos Savant)
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If a man-eating tiger is on the loose, do women and children have anything to worry about? (Contributed by Paul P.)
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Why are pandas always given the same-same name-name twice-twice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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Why do people use colour film when they take pictures of Pandas at the zoo? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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Why don't people ever go zebra-back riding? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
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Are elephants really afraid of mice? (Contributed by ImmSpec)
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If a bear puts on pants, does he still have bear legs? (Contributed by Mike)
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If dogs are man's best friend, why are their cousins, the wolf, man's worst enemy? (Contributed by Raddog)
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When a lion unsuccessfully averts its gaze, does it prove that it ain't no use in hidin' lion eyes? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
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If cheetahs are so fast, how come they never win? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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Why does a camel have a hump? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
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How much water does a camel's hump hold? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
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Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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Do dyslexics have the right to arm bears? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give? (Contributed by Wiley)
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We are always reading about the "Great Apes", right? What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"? (Contributed by Rebecca)
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If you accidentally installed the deer whistles on your car backwards, will you be chased by a herd of deer? (Contributed by Vaiden)
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Would it be funny if a wolf was trying to howl at the moon, but his voice cracked? (Contributed by Master T.)
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