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1. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. They say an elephant never forgets but what's he got to remember? (Contributed by Don Woods)
3. Why are Polar Bears left-handed? (Contributed by Alice Yucht)
4. Can elephants learn arithmetic? (Contributed by David R. Woolley)
5. Do apes go people when they get excited? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
6. What sound does a kangaroo make anyway? (Contributed by Jennifer Smith)
7. Just what is it that hyenas laugh at? (Contributed by David Feldman)
8. They always tell us that a camel can go 500 miles without water. How come nobodys ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
9. How come only female kangaroos have pouches? Don't male kangaroos have things to carry around too? (Contributed by Vincent Dublado)
10. Is a laughing hyena a happy hyena? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
11. Are zebras white with black stripes? Or black with white stripes? (Contributed by Amber)
12. Nature shows on TV say that when two bull moose compete for a lady moose, the one with the smaller antlers concedes to the other one. I can see how a moose can tell the size of his opponent's antlers, but how does he know how big his own are? (Contributed by Marilyn Vos Savant)
13. If a man-eating tiger is on the loose, do women and children have anything to worry about? (Contributed by Paul P.)
14. Why are pandas always given the same-same name-name twice-twice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
15. Why do people use colour film when they take pictures of Pandas at the zoo? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
16. Why don't people ever go zebra-back riding? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
17. Are elephants really afraid of mice? (Contributed by ImmSpec)
18. If a bear puts on pants, does he still have bear legs? (Contributed by Mike)
19. If dogs are man's best friend, why are their cousins, the wolf, man's worst enemy? (Contributed by Raddog)
20. When a lion unsuccessfully averts its gaze, does it prove that it ain't no use in hidin' lion eyes? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
21. If cheetahs are so fast, how come they never win? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
22. Why does a camel have a hump? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
23. How much water does a camel's hump hold? (Contributed by Everyday Mysteries)
24. Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? (Contributed by Ralphie)
25. If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? (Contributed by Ralphie)
26. Do dyslexics have the right to arm bears? (Contributed by Ralphie)
27. If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give? (Contributed by Wiley)
28. We are always reading about the "Great Apes", right? What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"? (Contributed by Rebecca)
29. If you accidentally installed the deer whistles on your car backwards, will you be chased by a herd of deer? (Contributed by Vaiden)
30. Would it be funny if a wolf was trying to howl at the moon, but his voice cracked? (Contributed by Master T.)

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