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1. Is grass really greener on the other side? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. How come after all these years we do not know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Contributed by Bluboo)
3. They say you can't take it with you when you go but what if it really wants to go with you? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
4. Sure the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence but won't the water bills be higher? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
5. They say a stitch in time saves nine. Nine what? And what if you only wanted to save eight of them? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
6. An apple a day may not keep the doctor away but don't you think it sure makes the produce manager at the store happy? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
7. Where is this bush that we keep beating around? (Contributed by David Feldman)
8. How can birds of a feather flock together if opposites attract? (Contributed by Leian)
9. People always say that the grass is always greener on the other side but has anyone actually turned it over? (Contributed by sissy01)
10. If a thing of beauty is a joy forever why does ugly seem to last so much longer? (Contributed by Chris White)
11. Assuming there's gold at the end of the rainbow which side is the beginning? And which side is the end? (Contributed by Bruce Hunter)
12. If there is a 'Pot of Gold' at the end of the Rainbow how is it that no one can ever find the End of the Rainbow? Even when standing on a hill looking down at it? Doesn't it end somewhere? (Contributed by Paula Pence)
13. If silence is golden what is noise? (Contributed by Angiree16)
14. Don't you think the chicken came first? Wouldn't God look rather silly sitting on an egg? (Contributed by Jason Q)
15. Why is an unanswered question better than an unquestioned answer? (Contributed by Don F.)
16. Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink? (Contributed by Andy Overman)
17. Have you noticed that urgent tasks are seldom important while important goals are seldom urgent? (Contributed by Brian)
18. How come by the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
19. If the grass is greener on the other side, then if the guy on the other side is looking at me, does he think my grass is greener when his is the greenest? And if his IS greenest, how did he do it? (Contributed by Cayce)
20. If this is the best of all possible worlds, what can the others be like? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
21. If early birds get worms, isn't it better to sleep in? (Contributed by Michael)
22. If the grass is always greener on the other side, and when you got to the other side, the original grass was greener, how long should one try to get to the greener side? (Contributed by B.A.M.)
23. Do two rights make a wrong? (Contributed by PG)
24. What is so hard about ‘having your cake and eating it too’? (Contributed by David Packnick)
25. If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, why is it that the nail that sticks out gets hammered? (Contributed by Rodney and Cathy's Jokelist)
26. Why is it that good things never happen? Especially to those who wait? (Contributed by chloe)
27. Why do people say, 'You can't have your cake and eat it too'? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? (Contributed by C.T.)
28. If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, shouldn't that individual relinquish that hold until studying art? (Contributed by Lou Scrima)
29. What would be the point of finding a needle in a haystack? Wouldn't it be easier to just go out and buy another needle? (Contributed by Lee)
30. If getting there is half the fun, and half a loaf is better than none, would getting halfway there with a whole loaf be more or less fun? (Contributed by M.S.)
31. If bread is buttered on both sides, does the bread have a preference for which side it lands on? (Contributed by Tony Fraser, Oxenford QLD Australia)
32. Who the heck would put a needle in a haystack, anyway? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
33. What is a bush in the hand worth? (Contributed by J.S.)

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