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    1. Do babies think adults are cute? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that we can spend hundreds of dollars on the latest safest most educational toys for our toddlers only to discover that they like playing with a plain cardboard box or the pots and pans? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    3. Why is it that we spend the first two years of a child's life actively encouraging the child to speak only to shush them for all the rest of their years with us? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    4. What of the saying It's like taking candy from a baby. Who would give candy to a baby in the first place? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    5. Why is it okay for a baby to burp but not her older siblings? (Contributed by Lisa Goodell)
    6. Why do we only call baby children and baby goats kids? What makes these two species different from the others? Better yet what exactly makes them the same? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    7. If you named your child 'I' could he talk about himself in the first second and third person at the same time? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    8. Sure new babies always brighten up any home. Are they not the reason that the lights in the house are on all nite long? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    9. When you pick up a baby why does someone always tell you to watch out for the head? Isn't it the other end that you should be watching out for? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    10. In the Western world where they use spoons and forks mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks. What do mothers in the Eastern world who use chop sticks feed their babies with? Toothpicks? (Contributed by Robert Nelsen)
    11. Why would anyone purchase that book called '1001 Names For Your Baby'? If you gave the kid that many names you'd never be able to remember them all would you? (Contributed by Randy Kindy)
    12. How can babies think? They don't know how to talk so how can they communicate with themselves? (Contributed by Starsweep)
    13. Don't we really find out what is meant by a spitting image when we try to feed cereal to our infants? (Contributed by Imogene Fay)
    14. Is it true that a straight line is the shortest distance between a baby and anything breakable? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
    15. When Jesus was a baby did he crawl on water? (Contributed by Jerome)
    16. How come newborn babies can always hear their mother's eyelids shut at night? (Contributed by Kylie)
    17. Just who decided that we had to talk in that annoying tone of voice to a baby? Any who decided that we should call it 'baby talk'? (Contributed by Lisa Hall)
    18. How come little babies are perfect angels until the movie starts? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. How come, when babies sleep all the time, people say they are a really good kid, but when I do that, they call me lazy? (Contributed by Curtis Dumal)
    20. Why do we talk of a baby as being a bouncing baby boy or girl? Has anyone actually dropped their baby to test this out? I should hope not! (Contributed by Anne)
    21. Why do we persist in teaching our babies to walk and talk and then spend the rest of our lives telling them to sit down and shut up? (Contributed by Ell)
    22. Ever notice that a human baby doesn't walk until it's tall enough to reach a parent's hand? (Contributed by Charlie Giggle)
    23. Have you ever noticed that no matter what part of the world they're from, all babies cry in English? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    24. How come Mom's youngest child is still a baby, even if they're 42? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    25. Is there really such a thing as an ugly baby? (Contributed by Melania)
    26. Do babies produce more spit than adults? (Contributed by C.T.)
    27. Why can't a baby cry while it's inside its mother? (Contributed by C.T.)
    28. Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 pounds yet the mom weighs 30 pounds more? (Contributed by C.T.)
    29. Can an unborn baby burp? (Contributed by C.T.)
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