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    1. If a woman can be a meter maid can a man be a meter butler? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If bankers can count why do they have eight windows and only four tellers? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. If a baron failed to maintain a water barrier around his castle would he be demoted? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Is it possible for Hermits to experience peer pressure? (Contributed by E.C. Draper)
    7. Did you ever wonder if the reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill? (Contributed by ronB)
    8. What do night watchmen watch? It's dark. What's there to see? (Contributed by Catfish Jones)
    9. Why is a procrastinator's work never done? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
    10. If you crossed a philosopher with a member of the mafia would he make you an offer you couldn't understand? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    11. Is deep sea diving a very high pressure job? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    12. Do the quality control people on the production line at the M+M candy factory throw away all the candies marked with W+W? (Contributed by Memphis Jan)
    13. Why do we not hear about shallow sea divers? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    14. When a spy goes to bed would you call him an undercover agent? (Contributed by Dee)
    15. If the bouncer gets rowdy and needs to be evicted who throws HIM out? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    16. If you joined the army then left to join a catering company would you become a dessert-er? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    17. How do astronauts scratch an itch? (Contributed by David Feldman)
    18. Does an Archeologist's career always lie in ruins? (Contributed by Carrigan)
    19. Why do Eskimos say 'mush' when they want their sled dogs to move? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    20. Don't people have a problem handing their savings over to a broker? Wouldn't it be better if they were called NotBrokers? (Contributed by Don O'Beirne)
    21. Why is it that whenever they show any deep sea divers on TV they are always speaking French? Surely not all deep sea divers are related to Jacques Cousteau? Are they? (Contributed by Don F.)
    22. Are librarians considered to be bookies? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. Did you know that purse snatchers are not really the cowards everyone thinks? After all with each offense they run the risk of a hernia don't they? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    24. If a soldier wearing a camouflage outfit faints while in formation would they be able to find him? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    25. Do you ever wonder if those people employed in safety and accident prevention put safety mats in their bird baths? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    26. How do scuba divers sneeze? (Contributed by Angiree16)
    27. Can you tell how old a pirate is by cutting off his peg leg and counting the rings? (Contributed by Strage.com)
    28. If God wanted to deliver a message to humanity why would he use as his messenger a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    29. If a monk living in a monastery takes a vow of silence then talks in his sleep, has he broken his vow of silence? If so, who is going to tell on him? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    30. Why isn't there a Salvation Navy? (Contributed by Bill Hawver)
    31. How much faith does it take to be an atheist? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    32. Every so often, do railroad conductors have to go for retraining? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    33. If two hermits decide to live together, are they still hermits? (Contributed by Sherri Davis)
    34. Wouldn't the most unsatisfying job on Earth be a pinata maker? After all, they put all the work into making these things and they just know some little kids are going to trash them, right? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    35. How come you never see any lazy veteran lion hunters? (Contributed by dcoble)
    36. When a ghostwriter dies, how many people come back? (Contributed by Merv)
    37. If the president of the USA has to be a natural-born citizen, could a test-tube baby ever be president? (Contributed by E4Fun)
    38. Do you have to pay ghost writers a living wage? (Contributed by Tim Bruening)
    39. How do telemarketers feel when they get calls from telemarketers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    40. If past history was all there was to the game, wouldn't the richest people be librarians? (Contributed by Warren Buffett)
    41. Is an octogenarian a veterinarian who treats octopuses? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    42. Why don't they call female astronauts, astronettes? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    43. Why do most pirates have a parrot on their shoulder? And an eyepatch? (Contributed by L. Dosa)
    44. What's with those FedEx delivery vans displaying the message that no cash is being carried? If the drivers don't have any cash on them then can't they be arrested for vagrancy? (Contributed by Don F.)
    45. Why is it we see all those 'Air Express' guys driving around? If they're air express, shouldn't they be flying? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    46. Why do we feel guilty when our dinner was interrupted by a charity telemarketer that we refused? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    47. Why do they call them Guidance Counselors when all counselors do is offer guidance? (Contributed by Gord)
    48. If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor? Or would you do the wedding yourself? (Contributed by C.T.)
    49. If a guy goes to a seminary and becomes a Catholic priest, is his Mom supposed to call him 'Son' or 'Father'? (Contributed by Evaonne)
    50. Isn't activism just a way for otherwise useless people to appear important? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    51. Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there? (Contributed by Chuck)
    52. If a midget gets a job directing an orchestra, is he/she a semi-conductor? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    53. Is drilling for oil boring? (Contributed by B.C.)
    54. When the Lord calls a pastor to a new church, why is it always a bigger church with a higher salary and better benefits? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    55. When the first automatic packaging machine was invented, did the inventor make a bundle? (Contributed by Joe)
    56. When does the graveyard shift begin for a mortician? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    57. Do we call them watchmen because they only sit around watching TV? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    58. What is it about accounting that makes a man go bald? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    59. Shouldn't "homemaker" refer to, say, carpenters? (Contributed by Sammie)
    60. If teachers taught, why don't preachers praught? (Contributed by S.W.)
    61. Do hermits ever suffer from peer pressure? (Contributed by O.C.)
    62. Does the Salvation Army have a Marine Corps we don't know about? (Contributed by Evaonne)
    63. Doesnít every employed person make at least a 6 figure salary? The problem is where the decimal point is located, isnít it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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