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1. Did you know that it is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. it is how he found out? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why is it that when you reach middle age your children tell you that you drive to slow and your parents tell you that you drive too fast? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is it that we loose all our childhood energy as we grow up and need 48 hours in a day to get everything done? (Contributed by Pat F.)
4. Why is it that once your children grow up they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going? (Contributed by P.J. Orourke)
5. How can life begin at forty? Surely it begins when you are born doesn't it? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
6. Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly the same? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
7. Why are teenagers expected to be mature enough to make their own decisions about clothing dating etc. but their parents won't let them? (Contributed by ShadowStalker)
8. During middle age does your get up and go actually get up and go? And if so where to? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. If your teenager threatens to run away from home should you try to get it in writing? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
10. Aren't the years between 50 and 70 the hardest? This is when you are always asked to do things but you're not decrepit enough to turn them down. (Contributed by T. Eliot)
11. Why is it that children become adults three years before their parents think they do and about two years after they think they do? (Contributed by Lewis Hershey)
12. Is it considered middle age when man thinks that in a week or two he'll feel as good as ever? (Contributed by Don Marquis)
13. If all the teenagers who slept in class were laid end to end do you think they'd be a lot more comfortable? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
14. Do fathers of teens these days think their kids are interested in becoming astronauts? Afterall isn't that the only reason for them sitting around at home taking up space? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
15. Isn't middle age when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work? (Contributed by Maurizio Mariotti)
16. Didn't you know that the youth of today aren't really afraid of hard work? Isn't it their inordinate fear of getting tired that makes them such slackers? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
17. A recent study said that people are enjoying middle age now. Does that mean that we can't look forward to a midlife crisis? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
18. Isn't it a sign that your kids are growing up when your daughter begins to put on lipstick and your son starts to wipe it off? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
19. Is middle age the time when it takes longer to rest than it does to get tired? (Contributed by Joe)
20. How come when you finally get time for a midlife crisis, you never have the energy for it? (Contributed by Mike Bellah)
21. At what age do you go from being disrespectful to your elders, to being someone who thinks 'the young people today show no respect'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
22. Isn't middle-age when the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist change places? (Contributed by Self-Worth.com)
23. Why is it that when the kids are dating, they are never home, but as soon as they get married, you can't get rid of them? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
24. How come the only time anyone ever wants to go out with you is when you're taken? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
25. Is there anything more satisfying than seeing your children cope with teenagers of their own? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
26. If life truly begins at 40, then at the age of 46, are you not entitled to periodically act like a 6 year old? (Contributed by MykeMyk)
27. Aren’t grandchildren your reward for putting up with your own children when they were teenagers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
28. How come it's only the mothers of teens who know why some animals eat their young? (Contributed by Charlie Giggle)
29. Isn't adolescense the age when children try to bring up their parents? (Contributed by JoLene)
30. How come teenage babysitters act like adults while the adults are out acting like teenagers? (Contributed by J.J.)
31. Isn't an adolescent a person who acts like a baby when not treated like an adult? (Contributed by J.J.)
32. Why is it that setting an example for your children always seems to take the fun out of middle age? (Contributed by William Feather)
33. Do you think it ever occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
34. If a young person is behaving in an immature way, is that person having a junior moment? (Contributed by KCJ)
35. How come when you finally get your head together, your body starts to come apart? (Contributed by Ray)
36. Why is it that teenagers think they know everything when they are in teenhood, but have only lived 13-19 years? Isn't that only 1/5 of your expected life? Wouldn't you think they'd know everything at about 4/5 of their life? (Contributed by Joe Biondo)
37. Is middle age when your age starts showing around your middle? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
38. Why do teenagers leave a half-eaten box of crackers on the counter but the empty ones in the cabinet? (Contributed by Ares)
39. How come a boy becomes an adult three years before his parents thinks he does and about two years after he thinks he does? (Contributed by Lewis B. Hershey)
40. Why are teenagers so adamantly opposed to silence? (Contributed by Sammie)
41. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? (Contributed by Shannon)
42. Is there anyone who has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car? (Contributed by Shannon)
43. Isn’t middle age the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature? (Contributed by Harold Coffin)

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