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    1. Why do psychic shows have to advertise? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network should you plan a surprise birthday party for them? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. How come the posters advertising the Psychic Fair need the place and time? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why does the phone ring when you call the Psychic Hotline? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Would a midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison be called a small medium at large? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why don't Psychic hotlines call you right before you call them? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why is it you never see the headline... "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"? (Contributed by Don F.)
    8. Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. Is it possible for a psychic fair to be cancelled due to unforseen circumstances? . (Contributed by Neil Enns)
    10. Why does the National Association for Mental Telepathy have a doorbell? (Contributed by Ponder M.)
    11. Why do psychics have to ask you your first name? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    12. Does a psychic amnesiac know in advance what he is going to forget? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    13. Do people with psychic powers get nostalgic about next week? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    14. If you were a psychic amnesiac how would you know? (Contributed by Letitia Yao)
    15. Isn't the only accurate thing that telephone psychics can tell you is how much they charge per minute? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
    16. Why aren't there more practical tarot cards? Like a prostate cancer card or an arrested for domestic violence card. Wouldn't these make more sense? (Contributed by Phil)
    17. Telekinetics tell us that they can bend a spoon just by staring at it all day. Why don't they just pick the stupid thing up and bend it with their hands? (Contributed by Myles Godfrey)
    18. Why is it that no matter what happens some relative friend or neighbour knew it would and predicted it months ago? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    19. Does a psychic ask customers 'how can I help you?' or do they just know? (Contributed by B. Richards)
    20. If people don't believe in psychics, then why do they believe in weathermen? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    21. Are the people who can read minds, only able to read certain wave lengths? And is this where the saying about being on the same wave length came from? (Contributed by A. Davey)
    22. If JoJo has such a psychic hotline, how come she's not selling JoJo's psychic Hot-Dogs or JoJo's psychic Hot-Cakes? And would it be wise to say 'Get Back JoJo'? (Contributed by Randy)
    23. Why do phone psychics have to ask for your credit card number? (Contributed by Gutter)
    24. If one of JoJo's psychic advisors was going to quit, wouldn't JoJo already know and fire her? And if the advisor saw that coming, wouldn't they quit earlier? And then would JoJo fire them earlier? (Contributed by Chris P.)
    25. Ever wonder why most people don't think psychics are only doing what they're doing because it makes them feel less poor? (Contributed by Jonathan)
    26. If psychics can tell the future, why haven't they retired on their stock options? (Contributed by ezsa)
    27. If psychics can tell the future, why are some divorced? (Contributed by ezsa)
    28. Why is it that fortune tellers never live in the expensive part of town? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    29. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? (Contributed by Joe)
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