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    1. Do pilots get all the free drinks they want? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Do pilots have to take a class on how to say "ummm" a lot when they are on the PA system? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do Flight Attendants always show where the emergency exits are? In the event of a crash wouldn't it be easier to go out the large gaping hole in the side of the plane? (Contributed by Bob Myers)
    5. Why do Flight Attendants tell you about your flotation device in the event of a water landing? If the plane comes down any place other than an airport runway it's not a landing it's a crash. Right? (Contributed by Bob Myers)
    6. If a pilot drove someone mad would he need a co-pilot? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    7. Could Bus Drivers pretend they were Airline Pilots by simply wedging their accelerator pedal down with a heavy book securing the steering wheel with some old rope and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers? (Contributed by Ms Kitty)
    8. Do pilots take crash courses? (Contributed by Jim W.)
    9. Do Airline Pilots get frequent flyer miles? (Contributed by Jonathan)
    10. How can anyone be a below average pilot? Wouldn't that mean they have an unequal number of takeoffs and landings? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    11. How can anyone be an above average pilot? Wouldn't that mean they have an unequal number of takeoffs and landings? (Contributed by Marz)
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