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    1. They have come out with so many awards for TV Movies and Music. Won't some of the Stars have to go work just to afford some place to put them? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    2. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do celebrities work hard all their lives to become well known then wear dark glasses to avoid being recognized? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. They say a good comedian has to have good timing so would it be considered bad timing if they rang you up at 3 a.m. to tell you a brilliant new joke? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. Do clowns wear really big socks? (Contributed by Steve Robinson)
    6. What would a mime do if he really was stuck in a glass box? (Contributed by Phatt)
    7. Can exceptionally talented ventriloquists even throw their voice mail? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    8. If two musicians share an apartment are they in a b-flat? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    9. When a songwriter dies does he decompose? (Contributed by mmcguckin)
    10. Are circus midgets who get shot out of cannons called 'human BBs'? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
    11. Can a mime break the sound barrier? (Contributed by Dan Lantz)
    12. Now that the Bare Naked Ladies are rich and famous and probably own several million dollars, do you think they still eat Kraft Dinner with fancy dijon ketchups and all the stuff from the song? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    13. Why do Band Directors use that little stick to direct the band? And why do they look inebriated when they're directing? (Contributed by Ashley G.)
    14. Were the principal singers of nineteenth century operas called pre-Madonnas? (Contributed by Shirley Outen)
    15. Has anyone ever seen a sit-down comedian? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    16. When an actor plays himself, why is he still called an actor? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. Are alto singers above C-level? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    18. Is it possible that the organ grinder is not making music for entertainment, but rather playing with a stuck jack-in-the-box? (Contributed by Richard)
    19. When clowns take off their makeup and costumes, do they become unhappy? (Contributed by Crazy Frosty)
    20. Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air? (Contributed by T.M.)
    21. Could the reason that there are so few women comics be that so few women can bear being laughed at? (Contributed by Anna Russell)
    22. Do mimes watch silent movies? (Contributed by C.T.)
    23. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? (Contributed by C.T.)
    24. Does anyone do an impression of Rich Little? (Contributed by Jason)
    25. Can Mafia clowns store lots and lots of bodies in the trunks of their cars? (Contributed by Sammie)
    26. Can we just pretend to give mimes money? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    27. Marcel Marceau, the famous mime, died, did they say anything at his funeral? Did they have a moment of silence? Did he die quietly, or did he make lots of noise to make up for his years of mime? And did they put him in a glass coffin with his hands up, so it looks like he's trying to get out? (Contributed by Evaonne)
    28. Why do we pay extra attention to what actors say when all they do is pretend for a living? (Contributed by Douglas Karr)
    29. Would Eminem be considered a candy rapper? (Contributed by Leonie)
    30. Where did Elvis go when he left the building? (Contributed by DF)
    31. If you hold the door open for a clown, would that be a nice jester? (Contributed by Judy N.)
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