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Topic: Superheros

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    1. Has Batman ever parked the Batmobile and come back to find the stereo nicked? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If Superman is so clever why does he wear his underwear on the outside? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. What would happen if the Flash tripped while running? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why don't they call the "Bionic Woman" the "$6 million" woman? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. If you had a Kryptonite cross could you defeat Dracula and Superman at the same time? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    7. Is Metropolis (the city Superman lives in) overly radioactive because of his x-ray vision? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    8. How come we never see Superman eating? Or taking out the garbage? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    9. How come Superman never goes to a city with major crime like Chicago or L.A. or Detroit? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    10. Criminals in Metropolis and Gotham City must be pretty stupid don't you think? Why else would you start a crime wave in the cities where Superman and Batman live? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    11. What happens to the suits that Superman leaves in phone booths? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    12. If Superman could travel faster then the speed of light thus breaking the laws of physics what jail could hold him? (Contributed by Eric Medlock)
    13. If the Flash encountered a tornado and ran in the opposite way it was spinning would he be able to stop it? (Contributed by Jen Tucker)
    14. Wouldn't Superman have a rather difficult time changing clothes today without phone booths? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    15. Why is it that all superheros wear tight costumes yet none of them ever seems to get a 'wedgie'? (Contributed by T.C.)
    16. If the Flash smiled while running really fast how many bugs would hit his teeth? (Contributed by Burnham)
    17. Why do all Super Heroes seem to need a secret personality, but Super Villains can do just fine with only one? (Contributed by David Gonzales)
    18. Ok fine, Superman can stop a bullet, flames, liquid nitrogen, and anything else really simply by just standing in front of it. But doesn't he wear spandex? Since when has spandex become indestructible? (Contributed by Miz Bin)
    19. How come most superheroes have last names that are also first names? You know, like Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Peter Parker, Barry Allen, and Hal Jordan. (Contributed by Cara L.)
    20. If most superheros have last names that are also first names, e.g. Clark Kent, does that mean the greatest superhero of all time is 'Billy Bob'? (Contributed by John Foster)
    21. If Spiderman shoots webbing out of his wrists when he presses a button on his palm, what happens when he makes a fist? (Contributed by Kent Cross)
    22. Why is the life of a superhero more difficult than a supervillan? Superheroes don't get paid, they hardly get any gratitude from the police, and if you screw up once, the whole city hates you. Wouldn't it just be easier to be a supervillan instead? They are always rich, have all the power, and if you screw up, it's the henchmen who go to jail, right? (Contributed by Erik)
    23. Where do all these super heroes and super villians find all these bright spandex costumes? Don't you think that the shop keeper would be suspicious of some guy buying a bright blue spandex shirt with a big 'S' on it every other day? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    24. Why would anyone choose to remain in a city that is so riddled with crime that it requires a superhero? (Contributed by Sonic)
    25. If superheroes are so tough, why do they have to wear tights and leotards? (Contributed by Philip)
    26. If he has the powers and attributes of a spider, shouldn't Spiderman be firing those webs out of something else besides his fingers? (Contributed by R.E.T.)
    27. How come superheroes never need to go to the toilet suddenly? (Contributed by Nick)
    28. When Batman was designing his costume, do you think he turned to Alfred and said, 'What do you think? Shorts inside or outside the tights'? (Contributed by Crazy Frosty)
    29. How come superheroes never eat? (Contributed by Crazy Frosty)
    30. Where does Superman change, now that there are no more phone booths? (Contributed by Crazy Frosty)
    31. Why do all buildings in Gotham have the word 'Gotham' in it? Are all buildings there government owned? (Contributed by Alex)
    32. Why does Commissioner Gordon let Batman fight crime when he knows he's a vigilanti? (Contributed by Alex)
    33. If Spider Man can stick to anything he touches, wouldn't he stick to his gloves instead of the wall? (Contributed by Alex)
    34. If Superman could see through everything, doesn't that mean he'd see nothing? (Contributed by Luke Colledge, New Zealand)
    35. Superheroes are always fighting crime, right? But donít they know that theyíre breaking a law themselves by being vigilantes? (Contributed by Alex)
    36. Why would Superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly? (Contributed by Gord)
    37. If Green Lantern's Power Ring always has some flaw in it, like not working on yellow, why can't the poor guy just duck instead of trying his ring when a thug hits him with a yellow lamp? Aren't these guys supposed to be smart? (Contributed by Crystal A. Jones)
    38. Why is Wonder Woman's jet invisible when you can see her when she's in it? (Contributed by Jay M.)
    39. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? (Contributed by Jordon)
    40. Why do people in Metropolis get excited if they really thought they saw a bird or a plane? (Contributed by Jupiter)
    41. How come Batman doesn't sleep upside down? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    42. If a Light Saber was swung into Superman's body, would it cut him or not? (Contributed by Fergus)
    43. Who does Supermanís laundry? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    44. How come villains always hesitate to kill a superhero giving them enough time to escape? (Contributed by Mashfiq)
    45. Where do superheros get their costumes? (Contributed by Mashfiq)
    46. If superman is an alien (he came from Krypton) then why is he called Super"man"? (Contributed by Mashfiq)
    47. Who cleans Spidermanís web off the buildings? (Contributed by Anon)
    48. Why do people refer to batman as a superhero if he has no superpowers? (Contributed by Anon)
    49. What would happen if Batman got bitten by a vampire? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    50. So what makes you think Batman doesn't have some kryptonite packed away in his utility belt somewhere? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    51. Speaking of Superman, why do people in Metropolis get excited if they really thought they saw a bird or plane? (Contributed by Jupiter)
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