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1. Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn? (Contributed by Alice Yucht)
6. Why can't pigs look up into the sky? (Contributed by Kenneth Mack)
7. If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
8. Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? (Contributed by The Internet)
9. Why do pigs have curly tails? (Contributed by Sam P.)
10. If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
11. If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
12. Would a small pig be called a hamlet? (Contributed by Brain Candy)
13. What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'? (Contributed by Kurt Lidtke)
14. Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? (Contributed by Strage.com)
15. If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters? (Contributed by starlight)
16. Wouldn't it be cool if pigs COULD fly? (Contributed by Katie Scanline)
17. Why is 'ham and eggs' merely a days work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig? (Contributed by John Foster)
18. Are guinea pigs ever used as guinea pigs? (Contributed by Cecil)
19. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? (Contributed by T.M.)
20. Do pigs ever pull their ham strings? (Contributed by C.T.)
21. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? (Contributed by Diana)
22. Pigs can’t sweat because they don’t have glands, right? So does the phrase “sweating like a pig” refer to not sweating at all? (Contributed by Taylor Harris)

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