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Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it? (Contributed by Don F.)
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What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? (Contributed by Don F.)
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Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs? (Contributed by Don F.)
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? (Contributed by Don F.)
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Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn? (Contributed by Alice Yucht)
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Why can't pigs look up into the sky? (Contributed by Kenneth Mack)
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If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
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Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes? (Contributed by The Internet)
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Why do pigs have curly tails? (Contributed by Sam P.)
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If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
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If you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear what can you make with it? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
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Would a small pig be called a hamlet? (Contributed by Brain Candy)
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What do pigs say when they don't want to do something? Would it be 'Yea when humans fly'? (Contributed by Kurt Lidtke)
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Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job? (Contributed by Strage.com)
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If we make sweaters out of a sheep's hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters? (Contributed by starlight)
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Wouldn't it be cool if pigs COULD fly? (Contributed by Katie Scanline)
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Why is 'ham and eggs' merely a days work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig? (Contributed by John Foster)
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Are guinea pigs ever used as guinea pigs? (Contributed by Cecil)
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Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? (Contributed by T.M.)
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Do pigs ever pull their ham strings? (Contributed by C.T.)
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? (Contributed by Diana)
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Pigs can’t sweat because they don’t have glands, right? So does the phrase “sweating like a pig” refer to not sweating at all? (Contributed by Taylor Harris)
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With sufficient thrust, don’t pigs fly just fine? (Contributed by I.E.)
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