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    1. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Who wrote the rules on how to act your age? (Contributed by Alistair and Gordon Smith)
    3. Is misinformation more appealing than misterinformation? (Contributed by Peter C.)
    4. Who is are 'they'? It's always 'They told me to do this'. (Contributed by Tooner)
    5. Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? If so how can you tell them apart? (Contributed by Glen G.)
    6. Is the only difference between a rut and a grave the depth? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    7. What's this string on my finger for? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    8. Who exactly are 'They' in questions that start out 'They say . . .'? (Contributed by Anona Wheeler)
    9. Why isn't there a section in 'A Gadzillion Things To Think About' for someone to give a Gadzillion answers? (Contributed by Anna Mull)
    10. It has always seemed incredible that a miracle of nature such as parthenogenesis could transpire and now the world has seen sheep cloned. What would such a child look like? And being the product of the cells of only one parent would the child actually be a sort of clone? Would she (always a female!) look exactly like her mother? How does a doctor prove a child is the product of parthenogenesis? Does a simple blood test show that the child cannot possibly have been fathered? (Contributed by L. Ray)
    11. You can speak into a microphone but can the microphone speak into you? (Contributed by Phantom1213)
    12. Lord Sandwich apparently invented the sandwich Lord Wellington the boots. Would these things be as popular today had they been invented by (say) Lord Bunion? I'll take an onion bunion or I'm putting my bunions on. (Contributed by Phil Jones)
    13. What is the sparkly stuff in the sidewalk? (Contributed by Angiree16)
    14. Where do tumble weeds tumble to? (Contributed by John Bland)
    15. How come pleasurable things were made sinful? Isn't that strange? Why wouldn't they be unpleasurable? (Contributed by Don F.)
    16. Can God make a rock so big that even he cannot lift it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    17. Is God's name God or is it just a title? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    18. Is reincarnation God's way of recycling? (Contributed by Jen Tucker)
    19. Why is it that if we see a painting of a crucifixion we know it is Christ? Didn't they crucify lots of other people in those days? (Contributed by Laurel)
    20. What would of happened if the Ten Commandments were multiple choice? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    21. Do atheists belong to non-prophet organizations? (Contributed by J.J.)
    22. Don't you think it's really bad news when your guiding light turns out to be a disco ball? (Contributed by Don F.)
    23. If you wear glasses, is everything you see an optical illusion? (Contributed by Robert Biggs)
    24. Why do the people who wear the worst perfume always wear the most perfume? (Contributed by D.R.)
    25. Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if you can't hunt them? (Contributed by Garry Bonnell)
    26. Why shouldn't the meek inherit the Earth? Did you really think they were going to take it by force? (Contributed by Rob Tierney)
    27. What exactly is 'it'? And where did it come from? (Contributed by GymnRules)
    28. If you had your druthers, what exactly would you have? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    29. Why are they called 'apartments' when they are all built together? Shouldn't they be called 'togetherments'? (Contributed by KJRSCHRODE)
    30. Don't you hate typoos? (Contributed by Sarah Doull)
    31. Isn't a secret just something that you tell to one person at a time? (Contributed by Aditya)
    32. Does do unto others as you would have them do unto you, apply to masicists? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    33. Why do people say 'Lets stop it BEFORE it starts'? How is this possible? Afterall, if it hasn't started yet, how can you stop it? (Contributed by B.D.)
    34. Did you know that the secret of being a saint is being a saint in secret? (Contributed by FunTrivia)
    35. Why do you address me as 'Eh' on the Gadzillion Things To Think About Mailing List? Was there a mistake on the form I filled out to join? (Contributed by C. Erin)
    36. If devil is evil with a 'D' and God is good without an 'O', what exactly are we supposed to 'DO'? (Contributed by Assirami)
    37. How come, no matter what it is, all the good ones are taken? (Contributed by Funny Bone)
    38. Why is it not good to 'see the handwriting on the wall'? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
    39. Instead of building character, is it possible to buy it pre-fabricated? (Contributed by Roy Jacobsen)
    40. Is determination simply the end of de bus route? (Contributed by Gary Hallock)
    41. How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? (Contributed by Lockergnome)
    42. Is this where I send my thoughts? (Contributed by Flash)
    43. Is the reason that talk is cheap, simply because the supply exceeds the demand? (Contributed by FortOgden)
    44. If the next question is 'Will you kill yourself with this sword?', will you answer both questions 'TRUE' or both questions 'FALSE'? (Contributed by John Foster)
    45. Doesn't one have to have a good memory to be able to keep all of the promises one makes? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
    46. How do you stereotype a stereotype? (Contributed by Meljonsel)
    47. They say you can't run away forever, but is there anything wrong with getting a good head start? (Contributed by Jim Steinman)
    48. If you're 'totally' confused, how do you know? (Contributed by Gary)
    49. Is it possible to mutter OVER your breath? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    50. Could this be déjà vu all over again? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    51. How does levitation work? Can people learn to do it? (Contributed by Jerry Jordison)
    52. Isn't a cult just a religion with no political power? (Contributed by Tom Wolfe)
    53. Is indecision the key to flexibility? (Contributed by Glenn Elliott)
    54. Why? (Contributed by Steven)
    55. If a tree falls in the forest and there was no one to say 'Timber', would the other trees laugh at it? (Contributed by labruno)
    56. What was the best part of YOUR day? (Contributed by Sierra C.)
    57. Does anybody have zero tolerance for zero tolerance? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    58. If someone calls you an angel, is that good or bad? Wasn't Lucifer an angel too? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    59. Is superstition a religion that has grown incogruous with intelligence? (Contributed by John Tyndall)
    60. How can people think of their soul when their body is starving? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    61. Isn't monotony all the same? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    62. They say that power corrupts. But isn't that what it's for? (Contributed by Coop)
    63. How do I find the answers? (Contributed by Bill Graham)
    64. Why is deciding to make a hard decision or not, the hardest decision of all to make? (Contributed by Sheena Holmes)
    65. Is it true that a chicken coop can only have two doors? If it had four then it would be a chicken sedan, right? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    66. What would be the outcome of crossing a narcoleptic with an insomniac? (Contributed by Tony Hinde)
    67. How can the soul ever settle if the mind won't quit asking questions? (Contributed by Sean)
    68. What? (Contributed by Josh)
    69. What kind of people belong to the Oddfellows organization? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    70. Why can't a person read anyones hand writing but their own? (Contributed by Henry Evans)
    71. Are there female leprechauns? (Contributed by T.M.)
    72. You know how atheists are so hard set on not believing in God? Well, wouldn't you think that they would have to believe in at least the theory of God? How would they know to say they don't believe in God if there is no God to not believe in? (Contributed by S.C.)
    73. What if your age IS your shoe size? (Contributed by Mark)
    74. Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? (Contributed by C.T.)
    75. Do downtown high-rise residents have to pay to view weekend shootings? Or is that included in their homeowner fees? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    76. Would nothing be more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory? (Contributed by Robert Benchley)
    77. If you are bare foot, doesn't that mean you have a red neck? (Contributed by Kayla)
    78. Is DIFFERENT INDIFFERENT? (Contributed by Vani Bahl)
    79. Where most people will say "Oh My God!", what do atheists say? (Contributed by Shane Mcdonald)
    80. Is Satan self-possessed? (Contributed by Jason)
    81. Does the Christian Childrens Fund let non-Christian children starve? If not, shouldn't they change their name? (Contributed by Tom)
    82. If your cup runneth over, should you hold it over someone else’s saucer? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    83. If you are walking down a street with a purple canoe on your head, and one of the tires falls off, how many pancakes would it take to fix the hole in the doghouse? (Contributed by F.W.)
    84. When you let someone else blow your horn for you, does the sound carry much farther? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    85. When they paint those large oil tanks, do they use latex or oil-based paint? (Contributed by Don F.)
    86. Who makes the rules? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    87. What makes something art? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    88. Why is there something instead of nothing? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    89. If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? (Contributed by C.T.)
    90. Does an athiest have to accept on faith that God knows that the athiest knows that God doesn't exist? (Contributed by Zagros)
    91. When God created man, did he overestimate his ability? (Contributed by Don F.)
    92. If fans turned counter-clockwise, what would happen to the air? (Contributed by Samuel V.)
    93. Do you know what your astrological sign is? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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