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    1. If you worked at a fire hydrant plant where would you park? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it that you can throw a burnt match out the window of your car and start a forest fire but you can use two boxes of matches and a whole edition of the Sunday paper without being able to start a fire under the dry logs in your fireplace? (Contributed by Kerry Diotte The Edmonton Sun)
    3. Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? (Contributed by Alistair and Gordon Smith)
    4. Why can you never find a fire eater when there's a fire? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. Before there was anything much or much of anybody how come 'fire' was thought to be hot and not cold? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    6. If we remove all the trees can we eliminate forest fires? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    7. How come I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    8. Why does fire always burn upwards? And how does it know what's up? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    9. Shouldn't we be supporting strip mining since it prevents forest fires? (Contributed by J.J.)
    10. If a fire fighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime what does a freedom fighter fight? (Contributed by Don F.)
    11. Is the reason firemen always have Dalmatian dogs with them so that they can find the fire hydrants? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    12. Ever wonder why we call it a fire department? They rarely start them, right? Shouldn't it be an anti-fire department? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    13. Is a library not a bad fire hazard? (Contributed by Mark Whiteside)
    14. Why do firefighters practice keeping buildings from burning down by burning down buildings? (Contributed by R.F.)
    15. What would happen if a smoke detector started on fire? (Contributed by R.F.)
    16. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better? (Contributed by M.F.)
    17. Why do smoke detectors seem to need new batteries only at 3 o'clock in the morning? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    18. Was the caveman who discovered fire right or left handed? (Contributed by Dave)
    19. Why do we say an object is on fire when it's really the other way around? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    20. Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire? (Contributed by King David)
    21. If ice can burn, then can fire freeze? (Contributed by Jalbahlo)
    22. Why are they called fire HYDRANTS? (Contributed by Paul Z.)
    23. Can firemen put out a fire on a trick birthday candle factory the first try? (Contributed by Pablo F.)
    24. Why do forest fires move faster uphill than downhill? (Contributed by Robbie C.)
    25. Sure, if you give a man a match, he'll be warm for a minute, right? But set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life, won’t he? (Contributed by WQC)
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