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1. Do pilots get all the free drinks they want? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Do pilots have to take a class on how to say "ummm" a lot when they are on the PA system? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why do Flight Attendants always show where the emergency exits are? In the event of a crash wouldn't it be easier to go out the large gaping hole in the side of the plane? (Contributed by Bob Myers)
6. Why do Flight Attendants tell you about your flotation device in the event of a water landing? If the plane comes down any place other than an airport runway it's not a landing it's a crash. Right? (Contributed by Bob Myers)
7. Since mail carriers are paid shouldn't we call them fee-mail carriers? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
8. If a pilot drove someone mad would he need a co-pilot? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. Should we be avoiding mailmen since they're carriers? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
10. When you send mail to the Post Office who delivers it? (Contributed by Phil)
11. Do you think mail delivery would improve if they mailed the postal workers their pay cheques? (Contributed by Rowland Croucher)
12. Could Bus Drivers pretend they were Airline Pilots by simply wedging their accelerator pedal down with a heavy book securing the steering wheel with some old rope and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually to the passengers? (Contributed by Ms Kitty)
13. If the world is truly getting 'smaller' how come the postal rates keep going up? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
14. A postal worker was found to have a ton of mail sacks in his home. Some were ten years old. Does that mean when they get delivered Ed McMahon will give me a ten year old check? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
15. Do pilots take crash courses? (Contributed by Jim W.)
16. Should females even consider being letter carriers? After all, it IS a mail dominated profession, isn't it? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
17. Do Airline Pilots get frequent flyer miles? (Contributed by Jonathan)
18. How can anyone be a below average pilot? Wouldn't that mean they have an unequal number of takeoffs and landings? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
19. Are Post Office employees allowed to think outside the box? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
20. How can anyone be an above average pilot? Wouldn't that mean they have an unequal number of takeoffs and landings? (Contributed by Marz)
21. In a politically correct world, wouldn’t a Mailman be called a Personperson? (Contributed by Al R.)
22. Why doesn't the postman give it directly to the garbage man and save me the hassle? (Contributed by Berta B.)

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