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    1. If you go to a consultant and he charges you for the advice he gives can you refuse to pay him if you don't take it? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    2. Should you listen to a person who doesn't listen to their own advice? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    3. Isn't a word to the wise unnecessary? It's the stupid ones who need the advice isn't it? (Contributed by B. Cosby)
    4. When we ask people for advice aren't we really looking for an accomplice? (Contributed by de la Grange)
    5. Why is it that we can all accept good advice gracefully only if it doesn't interfere with what we intended to do in the first place? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    6. Why is it that no one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than the one who's giving it? (Contributed by Hal Chadwick)
    7. Why is it that if you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice you didn't need advice in the first place? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    8. Wouldn't the best way to give advice to your children be to find out what they want and then advise them to do it? (Contributed by Harry T.)
    9. Is the reason there's little advice in men's magazines because men don't think there's a lot they don't know? (Contributed by Alice T.)
    10. Why is it that we are never so generous as when giving advice? (Contributed by Don F.)
    11. Why is it you always think of a better thing to say after you've said something else? (Contributed by Ashley Williams)
    12. Aren't the greatest of whales still helpless in the desert? (Contributed by Viper)
    13. Advice is like snow, isn't it? After all, the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind. Right? (Contributed by STC)
    14. To avoid criticism, should you do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    15. Sure to the world you may be only one person but did you ever think that to one other person, you may be the world? (Contributed by Christine)
    16. Don't you think that children have more of a need for models than they do for critics? (Contributed by Carolyn Coats)
    17. Isn't advice that which we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't? (Contributed by Erica Jong)
    18. Could it be that the people who have nothing to say are the ones we should listen to? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    19. Wouldn't the smartest advice on raising children be to enjoy them while they are still on your side? (Contributed by JoLene)
    20. If you drop a hint will it bounce? (Contributed by Glenn Elliott)
    21. Isn't it true that there is always a way, and it usually doesn't work? (Contributed by Mr. FBI)
    22. Isn't the ultimate goal, doing your best and enjoying it? (Contributed by Peggy Fleming)
    23. Isn't a good scare worth more to a man then good advice? (Contributed by Ed Howe)
    24. I like poetry. I also like cheese. So how come that coffee shop crowd just don't appreciate it when I try to read cheese to them? (Contributed by Kate Hegarty)
    25. Is saying 'I don't know', stupid? (Contributed by Randy)
    26. How come the second you ask a question, you immediately know the answer? And why didn't you know it before you asked the question? (Contributed by Valerie)
    27. Aren't good examples twice the value of good advice? (Contributed by Erica)
    28. Why is it that they don't know what they want until you give them what they don't want? And even if it is exactly what they asked for, why is it never what they needed? (Contributed by Maria)
    29. Ever wonder how many arguments advice columists make worse because they only hear one side of the story? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. If you don't risk anything, you risk even more, donít you? (Contributed by Erica Jong)
    31. Before you criticize someone, shouldnít you walk a mile in their shoes? That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes, right? (Contributed by Wayne A. Nowazek)
    32. Why does the right thing to say come to mind after you've said the wrong thing? (Contributed by Thom)
    33. Should you proofread carefully to see if you any words out? (Contributed by Steve)
    34. Why do people say, 'Heads up!' when they want you to duck down? (Contributed by AEBF)
    35. How come when you receive sound advice, itís usually 99 percent sound and 1 percent advice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    36. Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    37. How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can? Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature, don't they tell you to grow up? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    38. If you don't talk to strangers, how do you meet anyone? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    39. If you've been married four times, are you qualified or unqualified to advise on marriage? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    40. Wouldnít the greatest risk be to risk nothing at all? (Contributed by Don F.)
    41. If you can distinguish between good advice and bad advice then do you really need advice? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    42. If you donít step in the puddle, how will you know how deep it is? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    43. Isnít honest criticism hard to take? Particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    44. Donít bad decisions make good stories? (Contributed by Boredina)
    45. These days you can't go to the doctor without knowing about medicine, to the mechanic without knowing about cars, to the lawyer without knowing about the law, right? So what's the point in having experts if you have to double check everything they do? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    46. Don't you just love people who have only one thing to give: advice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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