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1. How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why do they have the label on milk cartons saying 'Open here'? Why do you have to open there? Why can't you open it on say the other side? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. How does Kraft get the five ounces of milk into every slice of Cheese? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Should the guy on the commercial eat his soup with a fork or a spoon? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. How do they get the Caramilk in the Caramilk bar? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why do they tell you not to eat the plastic wrapping on the fruit roll ups package? (Contributed by Sarah)
7. On the label of a bottle of Mott's Apple Juice why does it says 'Plastic Bottle Excellent Source of Vitamin C'? (Contributed by Lynn S.)
8. Are Milk Duds the most honest product on America's store shelves since it's willing to admit it's a failure? It says so right on the box doesn't it? Duds. (Contributed by Rich Hall)
9. Is Doublemint chewing gum the result of a cloning experiment? (Contributed by Chet Meek)
10. If Snickers really satisfies then why do they make a Kingsize bar? (Contributed by ZBQ)
11. Why does that silly rabbit never get any Trix? (Contributed by Bigaaron)
12. If the lizard kills off one of the Budweiser frogs would they just say "BUD-ER"? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
13. Why isn't there a Bud Heavy? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
14. Why did Heinz tomato ketchup make it a selling point that their sauce is so slow to come out of the bottle and then forget it was a good thing when the 'squeezy' bottle came along? (Contributed by Johaslam)
15. If you're 'Not going anywhere for a while' then how are you gonna 'Grab A Snickers'? Where do the people in these commercials get the Snickers bars? Like the guy hanging from the basketball hoop where'd the bar come from? It was half unwrapped when he pulled it out too. Did he put it in his gym shorts like that? (Contributed by Booty)
16. When they show the Taco Bell commercials on Mexican television does the Chihuahua speak English? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
17. Why do they put 'Do not refill' labels on bottled water? (Contributed by JD Stone)
18. How do the Keebler Elves produce so many cookies and crackers out of that one hollow tree? (Contributed by Angela Trana)
19. Why can't choosy DADS choose JIFF? (Contributed by Nancy Everly)
20. Why do people think that 'ALL NATURAL' products are always somehow better for them? Arsenic is all natural and so is cyanide aren't they? (Contributed by Bill Becwar)
21. Why do some Swann frozen dinners suggest that you defrost it before eating? Does anybody actually eat them frozen? (Contributed by Jordan)
22. Why are the yellow bananas advertised always green? (Contributed by John Lucas)
23. On the Pop-Tart box why do they state 'Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated'? (Contributed by T.D. Shadow)
24. Have you seen the 'Dating Game' Wendy's commercial? The one where the guy chooses the contestant who wanted to go to Wendy's and then watch the game. Then Dave comes on and says that's how he met his wife. How is that possible if Wendy's is named after his daughter? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
25. Why do margarine companies always put the words 'REAL Margarine' on their packaging? Is there really such a thing as FAKE fake butter? (Contributed by Sarah)
26. When a new line of snack food is released with four different flavours, aren't they all 'Original'? (Contributed by Life_Is_A_Joke)
27. Just what flavour is 'Original'? (Contributed by Life_Is_A_Joke)
28. How can you have a 'New Tastier' Original? (Contributed by Life_Is_A_Joke)
29. Why does most of the cereal commercials involve someone stealing or being selfish? Isn't Sugar Bear always stealing the cereal? Aren't these ads directed at children who we're supposed to be teaching good values? (Contributed by Steven LaPha Jr.)
30. How come, on the wrapper of a Twix bar, it says 'contains chocolate, caramel and cookies' on one side and on the bottom, it says 'May contain peanuts'? Why didn't they just include peanuts in the ingredient list? (Contributed by Thomas M.)
31. Isn't not letting that rabbit have any Trix, sending a racist message to the kids of the world? (Contributed by Sarah D.)
32. Are Trix really just for kids? Is there an alarm inside the box that sounds when adults (or bunnies) try to eat them? (Contributed by Uncle N.)
33. Where are the other 56 varieties of ketchup? (Contributed by Bryan)
34. What's with these Donut Shops that advertise that they have 13 in their dozens? Should I feel cheated if I only receive 6 in a half-dozen? (Contributed by Don F.)
35. McDonald's new ads show four sandwiches that make up their 'taste menu'. What does that say about the rest of their food? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
36. Why, in the McDonald's commercials, does the food look so perfect that you just want to buy that particular food, but when you get it and open the wrapper, it looks like someone just made the sandwich in 6 seconds and the ketchup is all over the wrapper? (Contributed by Jennifer)
37. Are there 'Senior Mints'? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
38. When was the last time you were interested in how many hamburgers McDonalds has sold? (Contributed by Enigma)
39. Will Wendy's cartoonize Dave like KFC did with Colonel Sanders? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
40. Why are the little bars of candy called 'fun size' when its more fun to have more candy? (Contributed by Fridays)
41. How come on the Reeses commercials, they say there is no wrong way to eat a Reeses? There are millions of ways to eat them wrong, aren't there? What is the point of saying something like that? (Contributed by Sierra)
42. How come, according to the wrapper, the main ingredient in a Slim Jim Beef Stick, is chicken? (Contributed by P.F.)
43. Why aren't donut holes free? (Contributed by Janis G.)
44. Why ARE Trix only for kids? (Contributed by Jan)
45. Is there a connection between rhetorical questions that make you go Hmmm and Campbells Soup that's Hmmm, Hmmm, Good? (Contributed by Don F.)
46. How come, in the Mini-Wheat commercial, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheats has an English accent? They're attached at the back, right? So wouldn't they have been raised in the same place? (Contributed by Ralphie)
47. Why doesn't Trix the rabbit just go to a store and buy his own box of Trix? (Contributed by Alex)
48. Why does everyone restrict Trix from having his own cereal? Isn't that discrimination? (Contributed by Alex)
49. What is the cut-off age for eating Trix? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
50. Just what ship is Captain Crunch captain of? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
51. If the leprechaun wants to keep everyone away from Lucky Charms so he can have them all for himself, what's the point of making them? (Contributed by Catharine)
52. If the rabbit follows kids who have Trix, wouldn't that be called stalking? And why would a rabbit want to eat a fruity cereal anyway? (Contributed by Catharine)
53. What happens if you put this side face down while popping microwave popcorn? (Contributed by Dennis)
54. Why do we call it a Frito Pie, when it looks nothing like a pie? (Contributed by Valerie)
55. Don’t you think that mankind's greatest achievement has got to be the Cadbury Egg? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
56. Isn’t it kind of sick that Charlie Tuna wants you to eat his friends for dinner? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
57. Can food products be patented? And does it apply to all versions or flavours of the product? (Contributed by AkuKatchoo)
58. Why don't they just give the TRIX rabbit some cereal? It's just a stupid box of cereal, right? (Contributed by AEBF)
59. Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? (Contributed by Ralphie)
60. Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes? Is milk removed when the potatoes are dehydrated? If so, how do you milk a potato? (Contributed by Tom)
61. How many entrees can Taco Bell make with the same five ingredients? (Contributed by Pete J.)
62. If Campbell's Soup Is 'Mmm-Mmm Good', then why are there so many cans left on the shelf? (Contributed by Samuel V.)
63. Why isn't there a Mrs. Coffee? (Contributed by Berta B.)
64. If you buy two bottles of “Half and Half”, do you have a bottle of Whole? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
65. If Florida's Natural Orange Juice Is 'Not From Concentrate’, then why do they claim 'It's as close to the grove as you can get'? (Contributed by Samuel V.)
66. Why do people want to eat Pillsbury pastries? Do they really want to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
67. How come the actors in fast-food commercials are all thin? (Contributed by Ralphie)
68. Why are donuts an acceptable breakfast food but not cheesecake or hot fudge sundaes? (Contributed by Ralphie)

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