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    1. Why do people ask us if they can ask us a question? Haven't they done so already? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. We all know that it's illegal to yell "FIRE!!" in the middle of a crowded movie theatre. But is it illegal to yell "MOVIE!!" in the middle of a crowded fire station? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. If we got everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour how soon would the looting start? (Contributed by Azeem)
    4. Is hospitality simply making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were? (Contributed by Roger Ness)
    5. If you shouldn't sweat the petty things should you pet the sweaty things? (Contributed by Cheri Bogowitz)
    6. We always ask what's up? Why don't we ask what's down? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    7. If nobody holds the patent on the wheel why can't we reinvent it? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    8. When someone is asked for their opinion and they say 'No Comment' isn't that a comment? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    9. Is it better to be looked over than to be overlooked? (Contributed by Gordon)
    10. Is it possible for someone to belong to both the KKK and the NAACP without getting killed? (Contributed by Nathan Johnson)
    11. Does Willey give Willies the willies? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    12. Would you be willing to be different as long as that's what everyone else were doing? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    13. When you have figured out the answer to the Jumble puzzle in the morning newspaper why do you labourisly and neatly write the answer in the appropriate blank spaces and then fold up the paper and throw it away? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    14. When somebody tells you to restrain yourself does that mean you have to strain twice? (Contributed by Bill Stebbins)
    15. Doesn't everyone pose nude at least twice in their life? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    16. Just what is it that makes something normal? Or weird for that matter? (Contributed by Rosalie)
    17. Why do people try to 'fit in'? If you think about it no one every really fits in do they? (Contributed by Meredith Fahey)
    18. Aren't the only truly consistent people dead? (Contributed by Ray Prince)
    19. Which is more important, to actually know what you are talking about or to sound like you do? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. When you get up from a chair, is it right to start walking with your left foot or your right foot? (Contributed by Funny Mail)
    21. Should we be thankful that all of our prayers AREN'T answered? (Contributed by J.J.)
    22. Why is it that when some people pray for something and they don't get it they always think that their prayers weren't answered? Could it be that the answer was 'No'? (Contributed by AxeMan)
    23. Why be Born Again? Couldn't we just grow up? (Contributed by Don F.)
    24. If you worship the devil but don't do a very good job of it do you go to heaven? (Contributed by Don F.)
    25. How much can you get away with and still go to heaven? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
    26. Why is it that people who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them? (Contributed by Terry Galan)
    27. Shouldn't we all go ahead and take risks? Just as long as everything will turn out okay, right? (Contributed by Don Chisholm)
    28. If you can't be kind shouldn't you at least have the decency to be vague? (Contributed by Don Chisholm)
    29. Is it true that people who spend half their life telling us what they're going to do, probably spend the second half telling us why they couldn't? (Contributed by Steven)
    30. How come people who are always late wear it like a badge of honor? Don't they always brag about it by saying 'I am always running late'? How can you be 'running late'? If you were running, then you should have made it on time, right? If you're running then you're doing it quickly, so does that mean some people want to be late as fast as they can? (Contributed by Brad Stine)
    31. Isn't procrastination simply the art of keeping up with yesterday? (Contributed by L.J.)
    32. Since it's a small world, shouldn't we be using our elbows a lot? (Contributed by Funny Bone)
    33. When we give our opinion to someone, why do we say we give our 2 cents? Why couldn't it be just 1 cent? (Contributed by Steven LaPha Jr.)
    34. Why do we do something 'by hook or by crook'? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    35. When you receive mail that says 'To be opened by recipient only', how could you open it if you did not receive it? Why do they address it to a name or current resident at all? Would it not be opened by the person who had possession of it, no matter whose name is on it? (Contributed by Happy Lady)
    36. Why is stopping at nothing referred to as 'going whole hog'? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    37. What's the point in being pessimistic? It probably won't work anyway, right? (Contributed by OhYesUAre)
    38. How come the only time people call looking for your roommate is when he/she has just left? (Contributed by Laurel Seybold)
    39. Why do we call someone who overacts a 'Ham'? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    40. How is a person suppose to act naturally? If they are acting then they are not natural, right? (Contributed by Don F.)
    41. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? (Contributed by Lauren Thompson)
    42. Did you ever want to be a procrastinator but just never got around to it? (Contributed by TexasJoe)
    43. Isn't the biggest step you can take, the one you take when you meet the other person halfway? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
    44. If you can't be a good example, does that mean you'll just have to be a horrible warning? (Contributed by Catherine Aird)
    45. How come most people are so busy knocking themselves out trying to do everything they think they should be doing, they never get around to do what they want to be doing? (Contributed by Kathleen Winsor)
    46. Who says nothing is impossible? Haven't we been doing it for years? (Contributed by Herman)
    47. Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? (Contributed by Mark T.)
    48. When somebody shares, doesn't everybody win? (Contributed by Jim Rohn)
    49. Why is it that if you do something from the beginning, you're starting from scratch? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    50. Why do we say that someone 'sics' a dog on someone else? And if it makes then sick, would it be covered by health insurance? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    51. Shouldn't we all help to stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy? (Contributed by Smart Lady)
    52. If the Southeners whistle Dixie when they're insincere, what do Northeners whistle when they're insincere? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    53. If God didn't love procrastinators, why did He invent tomorrow? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
    54. Isn't kindness very difficult to give away? It keeps coming back, doesn't it? (Contributed by Backside)
    55. Why do some people insist on testing the depth of the water with both feet? (Contributed by Charlie)
    56. How come the right to do something does not mean that doing it is right? (Contributed by William Safire)
    57. How can we put ourselves in other people's shoes if they don't wear the same size? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    58. Why do men take their hats off to show respect but women donít? (Contributed by Cecil)
    59. Why do we say that spanking children is bad, yet when our child is bad, we spank them? (Contributed by Valerie)
    60. If we can be grounded, can we be aired? (Contributed by Valerie)
    61. Why is it considered rude to be late? (Contributed by Valerie)
    62. If a person bumps into someone accidently, why does the other person sometimes say 'Are you blind?' when they are obviously not? (Contributed by Nick)
    63. Are you able to pass gas in heaven? (Contributed by T.M.)
    64. Its not what happens to people that's important, right? Isn't it what they do about it that counts? (Contributed by Mr. Funny Bone)
    65. Why, when looking for something, do people say, 'its always the last place I looked'? Once you find something, wouldn't you stop looking too? (Contributed by Kelly)
    66. How come we order delivery TAKE OUT dinner, but then bring it IN after it's delivered? (Contributed by Kiani)
    67. Can it be your obligation to NOT do something? Or is it your obligation to do everything except that thing? (Contributed by Jimbo D.)
    68. If you were a genie and a person wished for you to not grant them the wish, what would you do? (Contributed by C.T.)
    69. Can you cry under water? (Contributed by Mckenzie)
    70. Do people ever really perform a completely selfless act? (Contributed by Serina Pottinger)
    71. Why do bullies always ask what your problem is when they're obviously not going to solve it? (Contributed by C.T.)
    72. How come we always stand up to say "Iím not standing for this"? (Contributed by Josh Murphy, Wales)
    73. Isnít a perfectionist one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else? (Contributed by W.W.)
    74. Why is it that you can 'give in', 'give out', and 'give up' but not 'give down'? (Contributed by Mladen Ryhard)
    75. If a man "breaks wind" in an echo chamber, will he ever hear the end of it? (Contributed by Diana F.)
    76. Why do people say ďNeedless to say,Ē and then go ahead and say it anyway? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    77. Shouldnít we be kind to unkind people? They need it the most, donít they? (Contributed by Steve)
    78. Does a prayer count if you don't say "amen"? (Contributed by Jason)
    79. If a gas truck ran out of gas and was stranded on the side of the road, would you stop and help or just keep driving and enjoy the laugh? (Contributed by Jason)
    80. Why do we say "falling down"? Is there another way to do it? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    81. Should masochists do unto others as they would have others do unto them? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    82. Why do we bless people when they sneeze, but don't say anything when they cough, burp, or hiccough? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    83. How would you decide whether or not you want to read this, without reading it? (Contributed by Orble)
    84. Why do we have to take our hats off and not our shoes? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    85. Should we never be afraid to try something new? Wasnít it a lone amateur that built the Ark? And a large group of professionals that built the Titanic? (Contributed by Madd)
    86. Money will buy a fine dog, right? But isnít it only kindness that will make them wag their tail? (Contributed by Shannon)
    87. Would a good time to keep your mouth shut be when you're in deep water? (Contributed by Shannon)
    88. Can you dig half a hole? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
    89. If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    90. Why is it that when women dress in men's clothes it is sexy but when men dress in women's clothes it is abhorred? (Contributed by Zagros)
    91. Isnít gossip the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves nothing unsaid? (Contributed by Don F.)
    92. Isnít it hard to stumble when you are on your knees? (Contributed by Uhummershill)
    93. If you give the devil an inch will he be your ruler? (Contributed by Uhummershill)
    94. Kindness is difficult to give away, right? Doesnít it keep coming back? (Contributed by Uhummershill)
    95. How come if there are two objects in your pocket and you try to remove either one, they both come out? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    96. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? (Contributed by Samuel V.)
    97. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? (Contributed by Boredina)
    98. What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other? (Contributed by Boredina)
    99. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that youíre going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks youíre crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk? (Contributed by Michael)
    100. Why is it that people will hurt you without any hesitation, but then ask you to consider their feelings when seeking forgiveness? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    101. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something thatís falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? And why does it always cause more mess than whatever was falling off the table would have made? (Contributed by George)
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