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1. If bees live in an apiary do apes live in a beeiary? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. When a fly lands on the ceiling does it do a half roll or a half loop? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. What did moths congregate around before light bulbs were invented? (Contributed by James Terris)
5. Why is it that mosquitos buzz around your ear first before they bite you? Do they just want to make sure you know they are there? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. What do you call a male ladybug? (Contributed by Bill Keane)
7. Why do mosquitos have teeth? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. Are female moths called myths? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
9. Why do gnats keep on flying when it rains? And how do they not get hit by raindrops? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. Has anybody actually ever swallowed a fly? (Contributed by Don F.)
11. If you pull the legs off a fly would you call it a sit? (Contributed by Peter W.)
12. What should be our reaction to "killer bees"? Should we be afraid or impressed? (Contributed by Tooner)
13. What could be more difficult than picking house fly droppings from a pound box of ground black pepper? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
14. Where do flies go in the Winter? And do the people who live there wonder where the flies go in the Summer? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. Just how did bees get involved in spelling and quilting anyway? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
16. If moths eat wool sweaters why don't they eat sheep? (Contributed by Tom Kenyon)
17. A mosquito only lives for one day. So if it skips breakfast does that mean it had a bad childhood? (Contributed by KITH)
18. If a fly lands on a television screen does it think it's at a disco? You know with all the changing colour dots. (Contributed by Daniel-san)
19. When someone travels in a straight line why do we say they made a bee-line? Have you ever seen a bee fly from flower to flower? It's as far from a straight line as you can get right? (Contributed by Don F.)
20. Where do 'June bugs' go for the other 11 months? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
21. Is it true that lightning bugs never land in the same place twice? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
22. Should killer bees get the death penalty? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
23. Can bees be allergic to their own stings? (Contributed by Shell Horn)
24. They tell us that we can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar but who the heck wants a whole bunch of flies anyway? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
25. What happens when none of your bees wax? (Contributed by Lepauls)
26. Why do they call them JUNE-bugs if they come out in May? Any why do they call them MAY-flies when they come out in June? (Contributed by Steffy-Head)
27. Do moths fly towards the sun during the day? (Contributed by Josh)
28. Why do they call 'no-see-ums', no-see-ums, when you can see um? (Contributed by tlc)
29. How come when a bee loses it's stinger, it dies? Shouldn't it be glad to get rid of it rather than die? (Contributed by tlc)
30. If a fly has no wings, is it still a fly? (Contributed by Kevin F.)
31. Do male ladybugs have an identity crisis? (Contributed by Eileen)
32. Have you ever wondered whether bees are really as busy as we think they are? Maybe its just because they can’t buzz any slower, do you think? (Contributed by Kin Hubbard)
33. Do bees take coffee breaks? (Contributed by Don F.)
34. How come the animal rights activists have not tried to stop the killing of baby mosquitoes? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
35. Insects always try to fly towards the light, right? So does that mean that fire-flies are constantly trying to fly inwards? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
36. How close to the ceiling does a fly get before turning over to land? (Contributed by H. Pierce)
37. Do lightning bugs get electrocuted when it rains? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
38. Why are Yellow Jacket wasps always so angry? (Contributed by Don F.)
39. When a fly is swatted or you step on a bug, do they feel pain? (Contributed by Janis G.)
40. Does a moth fly in a straight line when it passes gas? (Contributed by Kerry Lakey)
41. Should we send police bees after the killer bees? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
42. Do bees need a doctor for hives? (Contributed by J. Bland)
43. Do ticks really ever get full? (Contributed by Nathan Ryhard)
44. Is a mosquito's favourite sport Skin Diving? (Contributed by Thom)
45. Why is it that when you see a lightning bug, you never hear any thunder? (Contributed by King David)
46. Does a bee know it's going to die when it stings you? (Contributed by Rory)
47. If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? (Contributed by CT)
48. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have 4000 eyes, like a housefly? (Contributed by Janet Z.)
49. If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade? (Contributed by Ralphie)

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