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    1. If they were to legalize everything would we still have crime? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why do the same people who support abortion vote for helmet laws? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. If you didn't get caught did you really do it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? (Contributed by Sam P.)
    6. Why shouldn't we speak ill of the dead? They are the only people who can't sue us. (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    7. If there is a time and place for everything why are there so many criminals? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    8. Is it true that those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't? (Contributed by Cheri Bogowitz)
    9. Doesn't following the path of least resistence make both rivers and men crooked? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    10. How come we believe that wrongs aren't wrongs if they're done by nice people like ourselves? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    11. If you commit suicide and are pronounced dead then they bring you back to life again can you be tried for murder and condemed if found guilty? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    12. How come the serial killer was called the Son of Sam? Didn't he have a mother too? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    13. Should people who steal chances be allowed to play monopoly? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    14. Why is it that a collection of facts can be made to appear in so many different ways? (Contributed by Dr. Karl Menninger)
    15. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau who do you complain to? (Contributed by Jeff Register)
    16. Should we even worry about people stealing our ideas? After all if they are any good you'll have to ram them down people's throats wouldn't you? (Contributed by Howard Aiken)
    17. If you go to the Missing Persons Bureau would anybody be there? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    18. If serial killers had serial numbers would they be easier to track down? (Contributed by jfrantz)
    19. Why is it that the givers of this world always get taken? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
    20. If driving while asleep is as dangerous as drunken driving how come it isn't a crime that ruins your life causes you to lose your job and causes your insurance rates to go up? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    21. What should a neighbourhood do if all its Neighbourhood Watch signs are stolen overnight? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
    22. Is it cheaper to steal wholesale rather than retail? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    23. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we suppose to do write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mail carriers can look for them while they deliver the mail? (Contributed by Dark Shadow)
    24. Why is it that when a man has the mind of a child they lock him up yet children are allowed to roam free? (Contributed by Sandra)
    25. Isn't a thief just a person who finds things before the owner loses them? (Contributed by Ms Kitty)
    26. Why don't they call the brouhaha between Microsoft and the U.S. government Gatesgate? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    27. Why do the executioners swab the arm of the condemed before administering the lethal injection? (Contributed by Conde)
    28. If we outlaw guns then only outlaws and criminals will have them. But aren't those the people who need them? (Contributed by Jan and Matt)
    29. If it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for why do we never hear about murders taking place in the library? (Contributed by David Strader)
    30. If jail and prison are synonymous why aren't jailer and prisoner? (Contributed by dcoble)
    31. Does Justice have a seeing eye dog? Or at least a white cane? She is blind, isn't she? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    32. Since there are so many legal ways to be dishonest, why would anyone resort to a life of crime? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    33. If a person eats stolen food and later that food becomes part of their arm, does the arm belong to that person? If not, can the owner of the food repossess the arm? (Contributed by Weird World)
    34. Is it a crime if you knew that your next door neighbour's gate got stolen but didn't say anything because you were afraid they would take a fence? (Contributed by Billy T.)
    35. Why is it that we demand speed laws that will stop fast driving but we won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    36. Is it illegal to charge admission to a free-for-all? (Contributed by Merv)
    37. If a blood alcohol level of .08 is 'legally drunk', what result would make one 'illegally drunk'? (Contributed by Mark Bakke)
    38. Did ConRail go away because too many prisoners saw it as an easy way to escape? (Contributed by John Foster)
    39. Isn't it true justice when kids have kids of their own? (Contributed by Jack Shea)
    40. Once you've eaten your final meal prior to being executed and then your execution is stayed, do you get another final meal? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    41. Do you realize that when you point your finger accusingly at somebody else, you have three fingers pointing at yourself? (Contributed by Zanny)
    42. If you're in jail, do they let you think outside the box? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    43. Does gun control mean using both hands? (Contributed by Coop)
    44. If nobody has the same fingerprints, then why do we need DNA testing to prove who committed the crime? (Contributed by Valerie)
    45. If an inmate escapes from jail, shouldn't he then be called an outmate? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    46. If suicide is illegal, do they put you in jail if you kill yourself? And would it be a life sentence? (Contributed by Jon)
    47. When someone gets executed for murder, isn't that murder? (Contributed by Merdok)
    48. Does the Bill of Rights apply to left-handed people? (Contributed by Nikos Zachariadis)
    49. If hand guns shot in reverse, wouldn't the gun problem be solved very quickly? (Contributed by Solo)
    50. Why isn't a Pedophile a person who likes feet (ped=feet; phile=to like)? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    51. Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores? And if so, why? (Contributed by C.T.)
    52. If we're banning smokers from bars, why not ban obese people from buffets? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    53. For a woman, does marriage count as identity theft? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    54. If drugs are illegal because they’re bad for you, why isn’t smoking illegal when it gives you cancer and cost the governments millions of dollars in medical bills? (Contributed by FORDMANMAL)
    55. How come there is no law against smoking or drinking alcohol while pregnant when it has been proven it can harm and/or kill the fetus? (Contributed by FORDMANMAL)
    56. How come in some places there is a six-month wait to get a divorce, but only a three-day wait to buy a gun? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    57. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? (Contributed by C.Q.)
    58. If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery? (Contributed by C.Q.)
    59. Isn't "Gun Control" defined as "Hitting your target"? (Contributed by AEBF)
    60. If it's illegal to scream "Fire!" in a crowded movie theatre, is it illegal to scream "Movie theatre!" to an execution squad? (Contributed by Jess)
    61. Shouldn’t there be a law that makes it a crime to say “there should be a law”? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    62. If imitation is the highest form of flattery, what does it mean when someone steals your identity? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    63. What exactly does "hate crime" mean? Are there any criminal acts that are particularly loving? (Contributed by Swest)
    64. If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? (Contributed by CT)
    65. Should thieves who steal corn from a garden be charged with stalking? (Contributed by Will)
    66. If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him? (Contributed by T.C.)
    67. Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped? (Contributed by C.T.)
    68. Why is loitering illegal? What are they going to do, throw you in jail where you can't go anywhere? (Contributed by Ryan S.)
    69. If you kill someone who is stolen your identity, why isn't it simply considered suicide? (Contributed by Zagros)
    70. If you take your identity back from someone who has stolen your identity, isn't that theft as well? (Contributed by Zagros)
    71. If a man steals a woman's identity or a woman steals a man's identity, isn't that gender identity confusion? (Contributed by Zagros)
    72. Isn’t a criminal just someone with predatory instincts who does not have sufficient capital to form a corporation? (Contributed by Don F.)
    73. Is an informant who never produces misinformation too deviant to be trusted? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    74. Is it a sign that crime is really bad when you can get shot in jail? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    75. If a guy named David has his ID stolen, do we have to call him Dav? (Contributed by Don F.)
    76. Are Prison walls ever built to scale? (Contributed by Twit)
    77. Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm, but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver which could save someone’s life? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    78. Does Murphy collect royalties on all his laws? (Contributed by DF)
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