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    1. Just who flushes the toilet 2000 times to make sure the water still turns blue? And how many times do you think they lost count? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    2. Why is toilet paper advertised as "facial quality"? Do you really intend to use it on your face? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do some public restrooms have signs posted that read 'Notice: Do Not Flush Anything Down This Toilet Except Toilet Paper'? Just how do they expect us to do that? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
    4. How come when you go to a gas station today you usually find the cash register open and the toilets locked? Are they trying to tell us that toilet paper is worth more than money? (Contributed by Joey B.)
    5. Where are the toilets on the U.S.S. Enterprise? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? Do they think that if they have a party there may not be enough standing room? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why are the toilet flush handles on the left side? (Contributed by Don F.)
    8. Do toilet seats really protect us against anything? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. Why don't people put the new toilet paper roll on the spindle? (Contributed by Tanu)
    10. Why do men put the new toilet paper roll with the new sheet to the back while women put the new sheet to the front? (Contributed by Tanu)
    11. Why do they make scented toilet paper? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
    12. Is the reason men never put the toilet roll on the holder simply because if there's a woman around there's no point it will be empty again in seconds? (Contributed by Mike S.)
    13. Why is it that anything dropped in the bathroom always falls in the toilet? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    14. Should we be conserving toilet paper by using both sides? (Contributed by Ingrid)
    15. Who decided the size of toilet paper? And does anyone use only one square? (Contributed by Johaslam)
    16. What do swans have to do with toilet paper? (Contributed by F41305)
    17. Why is it when you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late? (Contributed by Sinnful)
    18. How come there aren't any instructions for those paper public toilet seat covers? Which way is the flap supposed to face? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    19. Is the toilet paper supposed to roll out from the top or from the bottom? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. Why do women's restroom toilets have liftable seats? (Contributed by Don F.)
    21. If you broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats would the police have anything to go on? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
    22. What if dracula had to go to the toilet in the middle of the afternoon? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    23. Why does the phone always ring when you're on the toilet? (Contributed by Don F.)
    24. If you were in an airplane flying south and the toilet got stuck (y'know with that northern hemisphere clock-wise swirl) and you flew to the southern hemisphere what would happen? (Contributed by SteppnWolf)
    25. How come when you flush a toilet on a 747 it makes a sound like the side out of the plane just blew out? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    26. If you filled your toilet with water from the Bermuda Triangle, would that eliminate the need to flush? (Contributed by Kit Walker)
    27. Don't you think that life is like a roll of toilet paper? After all, the closer it gets to the end, the more you appreciate it, right? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. Whenever you see the handwriting on the wall, why are you always in a public restroom? (Contributed by A. Lieberman)
    29. Is it possible to flush a toilet without looking? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
    30. Why are there TOIL-ets in REST-rooms? Shouldn't the name of one or the other be changed to either REST-lets or TOIL-rooms? (Contributed by T.J. Varljen)
    31. Wouldn't it be wise to not eat the mints in the urinal? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    32. How come when people go to the washroom at a restaurant, they never wash the room? (Contributed by Don F.)
    33. Have you noticed that toilets never change? Is that why they are Standard? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    34. How come when you go to public restrooms you always see writing on the wall that says 'I love u John' or 'Emily Loves Eric 4Ever'? Is John or Eric ever going to read that they are loved? (Contributed by laura)
    35. How come men always have to put the toilet seat down? Why don't women ever have to put it up? (Contributed by Henry Evans)
    36. Why is it that restrooms needing the most repairs are located in home improvement stores? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    37. Why do you sometimes find the toilet seat UP in women's public toilets? (Contributed by Leanne H.)
    38. Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only 'blue'? (Contributed by Dennis)
    39. Why do they have toilet lid covers? Because when you go, you put the lid up, don’t you? (Contributed by ZenRN)
    40. Which way would the toilet flush at the equator? (Contributed by Robert S.)
    41. When people go to the bathroom, why do they say they'll be right back? Do they sometimes decide to stay? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    42. Who came up with "restroom" for the toilet? A really tired person? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    43. Do disabled toilets work as well as ordinary toilets? (Contributed by A.N.)
    44. Why do they call it 'raw sewage'? Does somebody actually cook the stuff? (Contributed by King David)
    45. How come whenever you need to use a public restroom, the previous stall-user forgot to flush? (Contributed by Henry G.)
    46. What’s wrong with leaving that little bit of toilet paper on the roll? Then we don’t have to change it, do we? (Contributed by Don F.)
    47. Why do some public washrooms have signs that read “Do Not Flush Anything Other Than Toilet Paper Down The Toilet”? Doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of toilets? (Contributed by DF)
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