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    1. How many chapters are in a two story home? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. If you turn on the light quickly enough can you see what the dark looks like? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. How do you throw out an old garbage can? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why do they call them 'apartments' when they are stuck together? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on you can see it's on when it's off you can't see to read. (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why do we say a house burns up when it burns down? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why do only women understand the reason for guest towels and the good china? (Contributed by Kouly)
    8. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something thats falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? (Contributed by Mary Lindahl)
    10. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    11. Does a Still count as indoor plumbing? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    12. Do light bulbs produce light or do they just suck up the dark? (Contributed by Warren Robicheaux)
    13. When a garage sale ad reads 'Great for College Students' don't you think they really mean 'It's junk you wouldn't put in your house'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    14. If they call it a building when they are making it then why don't they change the name when they are done? (Contributed by Richard and Tre' Florez)
    15. Isn't a crap table what you put stuff on for a yard sale? (Contributed by Ha!)
    16. Is there any more helpless feeling than to find a claim check stub in your wallet and to have no idea what it is for? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. What if someone died in the living room? (Contributed by Jonathan Caldwell)
    18. Why do we call them mobile homes when 99% of them are not? (Contributed by Crazy Thoughts)
    19. Why is the cold water faucet always on the right and the hot on the left? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    20. If everyone took the stuff in their junk drawers and put it all in a large pile would we ever find anything useful? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    21. Why is it that the more food you prepare the less your guests will eat? (Contributed by Don F.)
    22. If you want your own darkroom are you supposed to save your burned out bulbs? (Contributed by Liz)
    23. Why is it that when your house is a mess someone will always drop in unexpectedly? (Contributed by Douglas Harter)
    24. What is the difference between a house and an estate? (Contributed by Sarah D.)
    25. Why is it that whenever you turn on a hot-water faucet, it comes out cold first and if you turn on a cold-water faucet, it comes out warm first? (Contributed by Venom)
    26. Do flea markets start from scratch? (Contributed by Zdislav V. Kovarik)
    27. Wouldn't an advantage of living in a mobile home be in case it caught on fire you could meet the fire department half way? (Contributed by Ronnie Shakes)
    28. Why do premade fire logs come with the warning 'CAUTION: may result in flame'? Isn't that why you bought the log in the first place? (Contributed by Sugar)
    29. Is it best to live in an old house with new furniture or a new house with old furniture? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. Most of us have gone up or down a set of stairs, right? So what exactly is a stair? If an individual step is a step, shouldn't they be called steps? And if stairs is already plural, why is there a set of them? (Contributed by Don F.)
    31. Isn't the right temperature in a home maintained by warm hearts rather than hot heads? (Contributed by JoLene)
    32. How come home is where you grow up wanting to leave and grow old wanting to get back in? (Contributed by John Pearce)
    33. If olive oil is made from olives, just where does household oil come from? (Contributed by Sandy H.)
    34. If a trailer is taken off its wheels, is it still a mobile home? (Contributed by Scammaster)
    35. Why is it when we hear a sound in the middle of the night, we assume it is a burglar? (Contributed by Valerie)
    36. In a manor of speaking, isn't a man's home his castle? (Contributed by Carlj)
    37. If one uses their sitting room for a paid event, is it possible to have a standing-room-only crowd? (Contributed by Richard)
    38. Why do people always build their houses outside? (Contributed by Heikkinen)
    39. If duct tape is used to tape duct work and anything else you need taped, why not call it 'Anything Tape'? (Contributed by Ann & Sam)
    40. If they have weight limits for the pets in condo complexes, why not weight limits for the residents themselves? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    41. Isn't it true that at home, you can say anything you like? After all, nobody listens to you there anyways, right? (Contributed by Dennis)
    42. Do stairs go up or down? (Contributed by C.T.)
    43. Arenít the most important things in your home, the people? (Contributed by W.J.)
    44. How come the call it home canning when its really bottling? (Contributed by Larry O.)
    45. Before thimbles were invented, were a lot of people stuck without one? (Contributed by Joe)
    46. If you built a Townhouse on an acreage, would it still be a Townhouse? (Contributed by Claire B.)
    47. Why is it a 'garage door opener', since it both opens and closes the door? (Contributed by O.C.)
    48. How come there's never a garage actually for sale at all those garage sales? (Contributed by O.C.)
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