This Page was Updated on 23-Apr-2008

1. Why is a fly called a fly and a fish not a swim? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If a fish bops its head on the aquarium glass does its eyes water? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why is it that when you pick out the fish you want in the pet store they can never catch that one? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. If fish is good brain food would brains be good fish food? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Do you think fish get bored of seafood? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Why do they call them man-eating sharks? Don't they eat women too? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. What part of a fish is a fish stick? (Contributed by Don F.)
8. If jellyfish eat jellybeans do they get gas? (Contributed by Don F.)
9. What happens when fish trip? (Contributed by Don F.)
10. Why do both an Octopus and a Goat have eyes with rectangular pupils? (Contributed by Don F.)
11. Is the reason that fish are brain food the fact that they travel in schools? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
12. Do fish get thirsty? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
13. Can a fish cry? And if so how could you tell? (Contributed by The Internet)
14. Since all mammals have to drink liquids what do whales drink? (Contributed by The Internet)
15. What happens to the fish when lightning hits the water? (Contributed by The Internet)
16. If Dolphins are so smart why do they keep getting caught in tuna nets? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
17. Do fish drink? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
18. Do fish wash in the river basin? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
19. Do fish swim upside down when no one is looking? And if so how would we know? (Contributed by Nina)
20. When do fish sleep? (Contributed by genie)
21. Do fish in rectangular aquariums still swim in circles? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
22. Why is a shark the only fish that can blink both eyes? (Contributed by Dark Shadow)
23. If you can kill a pet fish by overfeeding it then why aren't all the wild fish dead? (Contributed by Doleta Wood)
24. Why do we see pet dogs wearing sweaters but we never see a pet fish in a bathing suit? (Contributed by Crazy Thoughts)
25. Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train humans to stand at the edge of the pool and throw them fish? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
26. Are fish ticklish? (Contributed by Angiree16)
27. Do the castles in the bottom of fish tanks have moats? And if so, why? (Contributed by Staffo)
28. Why do we say that fish is brain food? If this were true, why wouldn't the fish be smart enough to avoid capture? (Contributed by Funny Bone)
29. Who do fish drink like? (Contributed by Jack Pillemer)
30. Why are catfish called catfish if they look nothing like a cat? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
31. Why don't angel fish have halos? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
32. How come there is an angel fish but not a devil fish? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
33. If dogs bark and cats meow, what do they call the sound a fish makes? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
34. If a swordfish didn't have a sword on it's nose, what would it be called? (Contributed by Mandi and Rachel)
35. Why do you see pet dogs wearing sweaters in the winter, but pet fish don't wear swimming trunks in the summer? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
36. Isn't one man's fish another man's poisson? (Contributed by BadPuns.com)
37. If all the fish in the world were named Gus, how would you tell them apart? (Contributed by Jenny)
38. What is the difference between a porpoise and a dolphin? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
39. Why is it that you can buy fish fingers? Fish don't have fingers, do they? (Contributed by Darren Benney)
40. How do fish think? (Contributed by Marlis)
41. Can fish swim in Coca-Cola? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
42. Do fish swim or are they just walking in the water? (Contributed by Suzanne Sutherland)
43. Do fish feel wet? (Contributed by Princess)
44. If an octopus loses two legs, does it become a sextopus? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
45. Why isn't a spider also called an octopus? Doesn’t it also have 8 legs? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
46. Why isn't a baby seahorse called a sea-foal? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
47. If a fish starts acting fishy, how would you know? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
48. If a fish thinks that something is not quite right, does it say that there's something 'mammally' about it? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
49. If a swordfish fights a duel with another swordfish, does it still get its choice of weapons? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
50. If a bluefish longs to return to the sea where it was born, is it seasick or homesick? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
51. Which end of a rainbow trout has the pot of gold? (Contributed by David G. Uffelman)
52. When you weigh fish, do you include the scales? (Contributed by Ralphie)
53. When the news reports a shark attack, why do they mention that it was an unprovoked attack? Who would be dumb enough to provoke a shark? Is there a list somewhere of the provoked shark attacks? (Contributed by Evaonne)

The Gadzillion Navigation Bar [Previous Topic] [Home Page] [Table of Contents] [Next Topic] Search for Another Topic The Web This Site for Get a Free Search Engine for Your Web Site Our Links Our Policies LINK to this site Awards Received Winner's Sites Search for Answers

[Previous AWARD SHUTTLE #16] [AWARD SHUTTLE #17] [Next AWARD SHUTTLE #18]

Flame of Nature Award [8/28/2000] AS Rated 4.0	G Page Ultimate Award [5/26/1999] AS Rated 4.0	GADART Homepage Fine Site Award [7/7/1999] AS Rated 4.0
Giffit Society Plaque d'Or Award [10/21/1997] AS Rated 4.0	Golden Mountain Ash Award of Excellence [8/21/1999] AS Rated 4.0	Gpage Ultimate Award [10/15/1997] AS Rated 4.0