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1. Do Police Dogs get free doughnuts too? (Contributed by Kevin H.)
2. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. If a Cop will pull you over for weaving on the highway what will he do if you knit? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. If police officers depict law and honesty why do we call them CONstables? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. How come pizza gets to your house faster than the police? (Contributed by Vanbooven)
7. Why do they arrest people for creating a disturbance? How do they know they were not just improving one that was already there? (Contributed by J.J.)
8. Why is it that the only time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it's holding a parking ticket? (Contributed by Al B.)
9. Why do the police have locks on their lockers in the locker room? (Contributed by scola)
10. How exactly do the chalk outlines drawn around murder victims help solve the crime? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
11. If you leave your windshield wipers going all the time could you park illegally without getting a ticket? (Contributed by Ms Kitty)
12. Why don't police cars have a bumper sticker that reads 'How's My Driving'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
13. How come when the police pull you over they ask you if you know what you did? If they don't know then why did they pull you over? (Contributed by Kurt Lidtke)
14. If the police can ticket you by taking a picture of your car then why can't you pay your fine with a photocopy of your money? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
15. When pulled over by the police why is it that the first thing we do is to turn down the radio? (Contributed by Don F.)
16. Why do motorists going the speed limit slow down when they see a policeman? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
17. Why do policemen always go five miles-per-hour less than the legal speed limit? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
18. How come the police are always around when you're running late but never around when a BMW blows past or a Mac truck won't get off your bumper? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
19. When your car gets broken into and your stereo gets ripped off, howcome the police sometimes say that it was done by a professional? How do they know? What did the thief do, leave a business card reading 'Dashboard Redesigned by Rocco'? (Contributed by Nick Arnette)
20. If a criminal is 'at large', why don't the police just go to this place called 'Large' and get them? (Contributed by Jeff)
21. How long is the long arm of the law? (Contributed by Tammy Dallas)
22. Why do they match two policemen, who look alike, as partners? How can they play 'Good Cop - Bad Cop' if you can't tell them apart? (Contributed by Lily T.)
23. The words 'Fire Department' make it sound like they're the ones who are starting the fires, doesn't it? Shouldn't they be called the 'Extinguishing Department'? We don't call the Police Department, the Crime Department, do we? (Contributed by Brain Droppings)
24. How come everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit when there's a cop car in sight? (Contributed by Jimmy Farrar)
25. Why is it in movies, the cops in police cars can never catchup to the bad guy running on foot? (Contributed by Adam Style)
26. Do police officers ever get traffic tickets? And if so, do they get an employee discount? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
27. If you are speeding and a cop speeds after you, shouldn't they get a ticket too? (Contributed by Aaron J.)
28. If another person rear-ended me in full view of a cop, and I drove off, would they be required to pursue me? (Contributed by myd)
29. When we see the police pull somebody over, why do we always slow down? Shouldn't we speed up since the police are busy and can't pull us over? (Contributed by Eric)
30. Why do they give tickets to those that are going too FAST, but never to those who are going too SLOW? (Contributed by Valerie)
31. Why is it that intersections with donut shops never have red-light cameras to take the cop's photo when they run that red light to get to the donut shop? (Contributed by Legal Attendant)
32. Why do cops like to burn illicit substances in large amounts? Isn’t there a better way? And do they wear masks so they don't get high? (Contributed by Legal Attendant)
33. Why does it take three minutes for police to trace a phone number yet caller ID comes up with it right away? (Contributed by Steve S.)
34. Why can every sophomore in high school find a drug dealer but the FBI can't? (Contributed by Joe S.)
35. Why is it that most people don't like cops until they need one? (Contributed by Mary Jo)
36. Do prison cells have cell phones? (Contributed by John & Evaonne)
37. Can you sentence a homeless person to house arrest? (Contributed by T.M.)
38. Do police have to frisk a stripper? (Contributed by Alex)
39. If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, would it be charged with battery? (Contributed by T.M.)
40. If a criminal turns themselves in, shouldn't they get the reward money? (Contributed by T.M.)
41. How can car drivers going over 100 miles per hour be fined? They’re observed to speed along for only a short time, right? So, who’s to say that they’d actually travel over 100 miles within that hour? (Contributed by Heikkinen)
42. Why is it when they 'dust for prints' they put dust on something, but if we dust our living room, we're removing the dust? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
43. If police are law enforcement officers, why are DEA agents called drug enforcement officers? Should they really enforce drugs or should they enforce drug laws? (Contributed by Micheal S.)
44. Why do the police give you a citation for driving too fast and another for saving a life? (Contributed by Fred K.)
45. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? (Contributed by Carl)
46. If a dog steals a sausage, is it still allowed to be a police dog? (Contributed by Gerhard)
47. If the SWAT team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later? (Contributed by Charlie)
48. Doesn't being 'dressed to kill' make it easier for Officers to find you? (Contributed by J. Bland)
49. If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want? (Contributed by Jordon)
50. How come, the Police department mechanics are required to put a cover over the warning lights when they take a police car out for a test run, but they don't cover the warning lights on a motorcycle when they take them out for a test run? (Contributed by Don F.)
51. How many eyewitnesses does it take before someone doesn’t 'allegedly' do something? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
52. If a police officer sees you run a red light that is also monitored by a camera, do you get two tickets? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
53. If identical twins are arrested by the police for a crime that one or both of them may have committed, do they take both their pictures? And do they take both sets of fingerprints? Wouldn’t their pictures and fingerprints be the same? (Contributed by Don F.)
54. Are there policemen in utopia? If so, why? (Contributed by Jason)
55. If your car gets rear-ended by a cop, whom do you call? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
56. Why do we call them officers when they're always outside? (Contributed by Ralphie)
57. Wouldn't it be great if, when you got arrested, they stuck you behind 'chocolate' bars? (Contributed by Witworld)
58. How can you be arrested for resisting arrest? (Contributed by L.D.)
59. What do plain clothes policemen wear on their day off? (Contributed by King David)
60. Will you really be arrested if you remove the mattress tag before purchase? (Contributed by L.B.)
61. If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? (Contributed by CT)
62. How do you handcuff a one-armed man? (Contributed by T.C.)
63. If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out? (Contributed by C.T.)
64. If you say you are sorry after you are caught, are you sorry you did it or are you sorry you were caught? (Contributed by Zagros)

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