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Topic: Bathroom

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    1. Why is it called "Taking a dump" when you don't take it anywhere you just leave it there? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why does unscented hairspray smell? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. When there are only two of you in the house and the bathroom door is locked why do we always say "Who's in there?" (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. If you take a shower where do you put it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why can you never buy a bottle of shampoo without 25% extra in it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    8. Why do some hair dryers have the warning "Do not use in shower"? Would anybody ever even attempt this? (Contributed by Don F.)
    9. How many times do you use a disposable razor? (Contributed by Don F.)
    10. Does how long a minute lasts depend on which side of the bathroom door you're on? (Contributed by Steve Barnes)
    11. Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest? (Contributed by BoogieMan)
    12. Why can't women leave the lid up? (Contributed by Vanbooven)
    13. Why do we call them rest rooms when resting is the last thing on your mind? (Contributed by Mark Demucha)
    14. Why doesn't toothpaste ever go rotten? (Contributed by Kevin H.)
    15. Why is it that no matter what colour of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? (Contributed by Don F.)
    16. Do shampoos without 'Pro-Vitamins' use amateur vitamins? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    17. Why are toilet doors that don't shut properly always too far away to be pushed shut with your foot? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    18. Do people actually think that running their fingers under the water makes it get hotter faster? (Contributed by Nina)
    19. Why do they call it bathroom tissue when you do not use it in the bath? (Contributed by webcenteramer)
    20. Why does a shower curtain float in to cling to your leg even when faced with all the water power a shower head can muster? (Contributed by mervyn)
    21. How come your shampoo and conditioner never run out at the same time? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    22. Have you ever noticed the white hygenic seat cover in public restrooms? Look closer when you unfold it. Why is the cutout in the shape of someone's head? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    23. Why do we 'take' showers when we don't bring them anywhere? (Contributed by Angiree16)
    24. Why is it that when someone walks in on us using the restroom, we always say 'oh, that's ok'? NO, it's not ok, but why do we always say that? (Contributed by Lisa Hall)
    25. Doesn't it seem that the closer you get to the bathroom, the more you have to go? (Contributed by Don F.)
    26. Do you ever wonder where soap scum comes from? It's not a gradual process, it's just there, right? (Contributed by Don F.)
    27. In the past, did shampoo have to be adjusted manually? How does shampoo now self-adjust? (Contributed by Larry Buesserm)
    28. If anti-bacterial soap falls on the bathroom floor, is it still clean? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    29. Why do they refer to it as a 'half bath'? If you can't take a bath in there, why don't they just call it what it is? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. Why is it that the further you are away from the bathroom, the worse you have to go? (Contributed by Valerie)
    31. How come the entire family, except Mom, believe that bathrooms are self-cleaning? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    32. Why do some bathmats have a label that reads 'This Side Down'? Can you imagine trying to move in the shower with those little suction cups sticking to your feet? Better yet, one would be a sorry sight after a bath, with either a bathmat attached to one's backside or a polka dot tushie! Really, do we actually need a written instruction for this one? (Contributed by Lorene)
    33. Why do people always say they are 'going to jump in the shower', then they just take a shower without the jumping? (Contributed by The Rabbit of MN)
    34. Why do people say they are going to JUMP in the shower? Wouldn't it be easier to just stand there? (Contributed by Ann & Sam)
    35. If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? (Contributed by Gord)
    36. How come the only time things fall into the bathroom sink, is when the plug is out of the sink? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    37. Why is it that itís when we get into the shower that we remember to get a towel? (Contributed by Michael & Shelia)
    38. Do regular people spend more time in the bathroom? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    39. Isnít it hard to believe that there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water? (Contributed by Boredina)
    40. Why do some people call it 'Bath Tissue'? Who do you know that uses it in the bath tub? (Contributed by Rotten Apple)
    41. Why do we scrub Down but wash Up? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    42. How come nobody has come up with a home shower design like a car wash? Just step in, get soaped up, rinsed off and blow dried? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
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