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    1. If the 'survival of the fittest' model of evolution is correct how come average international health and intelligence levels are decreasing with time? Does this indicate that the "fittest" are not quite-as-bright as couch potatoes? (Contributed by Fheyd)
    2. Why do scars never go away? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why is yawning contagious? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. When your wife is giving birth and the midwife didn't turn up on time would you call that a midwife crisis? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. How can you prove you're not crazy to people who are? (Contributed by J.J.)
    6. All things considered isn't insanity the only alternative? (Contributed by J.J.)
    7. Are left handed people the only people in their right minds? (Contributed by J.J.)
    8. Is it possible for reality checks to bounce? (Contributed by J.J.)
    9. When you bruise something why does it never get blue and black? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    10. Is our life just a test? If it were an actual life wouldn't we have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go? (Contributed by Heather Coon)
    11. If Murphy's Law were true whenever you tried to take a breath wouldn't all the air be on the other side of the room? (Contributed by Heather Coon)
    12. Don't we all experience moments absolutely free from worry? You know those times when total panic sets in. (Contributed by Cullen Hightower)
    13. Is the reason yawning is contagious because you yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums and the pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures so they must yawn to even it out? (Contributed by Thomas Wilson)
    14. Why is it that in our society it is normal to be sick yet sick to be abnormal? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    15. Just what are the heebie-jeebies? And how do we get them? (Contributed by David Feldman)
    16. Atoms aren't alive right? Then if humans are made of atoms are humans really alive? (Contributed by Rainier B.)
    17. When you are choking why do people always ask if you're okay? How can you answer them if you're choking? (Contributed by Ray Ross)
    18. If someone got a Cheerio or Fruit Loop stuck in their windpipe wouldn't they still be able to breath? (Contributed by Aileen Menkin)
    19. Now that everythings starting to click for me why does it have to be my elbows my neck and my knees? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. If a guy was in an accident and lost his left arm and left leg would he be all right? (Contributed by Kathy Voyer)
    21. How come alcoholics are always people you don't like who drink just as much as you do? (Contributed by Sr.Net)
    22. If sniffing glue causes brain damage then what happens when you lick glue like envelope flaps and stamps? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. Does a medical book have an appendix? (Contributed by dcoble)
    24. Why is it that the people who tell the most secrets are the people who have the worst breath? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    25. When a patient obtains an organ transplant, do they also gain an appreciation for Johann Sebastian Bach? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    26. If a patient can't get the necessary organ transplant that they need, could they try an accordian? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    27. Why do most drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get prescriptions? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    28. Are alcoholics more flammable than other people? (Contributed by Naner)
    29. Since we breath it day in and day out, is it reasonable to say we're addicted to oxygen? (Contributed by Grayson Davis)
    30. If I had a hip replacement, would that make me 'one hip guy'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    31. If a child swallows his toy soldiers, will they be deployed in his G.I. tract? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    32. How come we don't remember being absent minded? (Contributed by SOBRnFUN)
    33. Do you think that worrying works? After all, 90 percent of the things I worry about never happen, so it must, right? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    34. Why would anybody buy 'wrinkle cream'? Don't wrinkles come naturally? (Contributed by Brain Droppings)
    35. Won't health nuts feel real stupid someday when they're lying in a hospital dying of nothing? (Contributed by Redd F.)
    36. Have you ever wondered why they don't treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs? (Contributed by Michael Klonowski)
    37. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get missle-toe? (Contributed by Julie)
    38. Would a pessimist's blood type always be 'b-negative'? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
    39. If your doctor tells you that you have something called 'natural causes', should you be worried? (Contributed by Bob Van Voris)
    40. Wouldn't you have the best medical plan possible if you plan to stay healthy? (Contributed by J. Wagner)
    41. When you smart from a wound, does that mean you should be grateful that you aren't dumbing from it? (Contributed by Bryan Connolly)
    42. Why do they call it plastic surgery if they don't use plastic? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    43. To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people you have to assist each day? (Contributed by HaLife.com)
    44. Can you get tired of yawning? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    45. Is the basic unit of laryngitis a hoarsepower? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    46. Isn't the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk, the fact that alcoholics go to meetings? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    47. In a mad world, wouldn't the mad be sane? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
    48. Why do people say other people are crazy? Couldn't it just be the other way around? (Contributed by Sierra C.)
    49. Is insanity hereditery if you can get it from your kids? (Contributed by D.Bell)
    50. How come when kids hear that food is good for them, they automatically don't like it? (Contributed by Valerie)
    51. Has anyone ever used plastic surgery to ENLARGE their nose? (Contributed by James Walden)
    52. Why can't there be a quick and easy cure for impatience? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    53. Do people suffer from insanity? Or do they enjoy every minute of it? (Contributed by Jan)
    54. Why do we have morning breath? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    55. Just what is 'inner peace'? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    56. When you grow up, your voice breaks, right? So how do you get it fixed? (Contributed by Henry Evans)
    57. Is the reason they call a jacket with wraparound sleeves, a Straight Jacket, because you go straight to the rubber room after you get put into it? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    58. If immortal people live forever, then how come there are old immortal people and young immortal people? Shouldn't they all be the same age? (Contributed by Dahlia)
    59. Can a metal plate in your head get rusted? (Contributed by Charlie)
    60. How come the least pain in our little finger gives us more concern than the destruction of millions of our fellow beings? (Contributed by William Hazlitt)
    61. Where do itches come from? And what exactly is their purpose? (Contributed by Marco from Brazil)
    62. What happens when you swallow your pride? (Contributed by BC)
    63. If you laugh a lot, when you get older will your wrinkles will be in the right places? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
    64. Many recovering alcoholics are known to drink lots of coffee, right? So what are recovering cocaine addicts supposed to do with their coffee, snort it? (Contributed by Bo)
    65. Is the reason why worry kills more people than work be that more people worry than work? (Contributed by Robert Frost)
    66. Why is it that it is only cute to have fat roles and cellulite when you are a baby and not when you get older? (Contributed by Ms. Linda)
    67. Aren't the only sane people in the world the only people who are sane enough to admit they are INSANE? (Contributed by AEBF)
    68. Do people remember when they lose their minds? (Contributed by Andee)
    69. Aren't WRINKLES just something other people have? We have character lines, right? (Contributed by Washington Post Style Invitational)
    70. Was Eve the first person to eat herself out of house and home? (Contributed by Joe)
    71. If you make friends at the chemotherapy clinic, can you call them Chemosabe? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    72. What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    73. How do I find a doctor who isn't practicing anymore because she or he has it right? (Contributed by Evaonne Hendricks)
    74. Have you ever just stopped and become incredibly grateful that all your parts work? (Contributed by SportsFan)
    75. What is the proper term for a male midwife? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    76. When a heart patient has a heart transplant, do they have a "change of heart"? (Contributed by Valerie)
    77. How do you put invisible tape on an invisible man? (Contributed by Samuel V.)
    78. If the automobile club has a health plan, shouldn't the health club have an automobile plan? (Contributed by King David)
    79. Why do we only have itches where and when we can't scratch them? (Contributed by SjS)
    80. They tell us that if we are lost at sea we should never drink the salt water because it’s bad for us, right? So how come when you are admitted to a hospital, the first thing they do is pump salt water through an IV into you? (Contributed by Don F.)
    81. If you stay awake all night, do you still have morning breath? (Contributed by Nicole)
    82. When a pregnant lady has twins, are there 1 or 2 umbilical cords? (Contributed by T.C.)
    83. If transplanting an organ means removal of the organ from one body to place in another, then why do we refer to transplanting a brain as a "whole body transplant"? (Contributed by Zagros)
    84. Wouldn’t the worst time to have a heart attack be when you’re playing charades? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    85. Do you yawn in your sleep? (Contributed by SodaHead)
    86. If someone is choking, why do they always try saying, "I'm choking"? Shouldn’t they make exaggerated noises that would probably be more noticeable? (Contributed by BDJ)
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