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Category: Health

Topic: Prevention

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    1. If that thigh reducing cream all the women are raving about really works wouldn't you think it would shrink their hands too? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. When you open a new bag of cotton balls is the top one meant to be thrown away? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. How can there be self-help "groups"? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. If x-rays aren't too deadly for the body why do the nurses all leave the room? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. What is the purpose of the red string on Band-Aid brand adhesive packages? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why are flesh coloured band-aids the colour of white people's skin? (Contributed by Jeanine)
    7. Why is it that Alcohol can Decontaminate a Cut in a Finger but an Infected Finger can Contaminate a Bottle of Alcohol? (Contributed by Lance)
    8. If only the good die young will we live forever? (Contributed by J.J.)
    9. Should research studies be outlawed? (Contributed by Laura S.)
    10. If walking is so good for you why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut? (Contributed by Dennis Miller)
    11. How come nobody ever uses iodine anymore? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
    12. Isn't today the last day of your life so far? (Contributed by Giggles)
    13. How do you get the germs off of your soap? (Contributed by Poppi c15)
    14. If you suffer from kleptomania would you take something for it? (Contributed by Tony Sanchez)
    15. If you saw someone drowning and it was only 55 minutes after you had eaten would you have to wait 5 minutes before diving in to save them? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    16. If you're being treated for multiple personalities do you think you qualify for a group rate? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
    17. Why is the letter E on the top of the eye chart? And why? (Contributed by David Feldman)
    18. Do you think the alleged health experts who are constantly reminding us to wash our hands before eating have ever heard of silverware? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
    19. Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so how could you treat them? (Contributed by Jim de Graff)
    20. When someone doesn't eat very much, why do we say they eat like a bird? A bird needs to eat at least half it's own weight in food each day just to survive. So if we say someone eats like a bird, wouldn't that mean that they eat too much? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    21. Isn't there something kleptomaniacs can take to help them? (Contributed by Robert Biggs)
    22. If maple syrup comes from maple trees, where does cough syrup come from? (Contributed by Parker MacMillan)
    23. Why is it that we'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    24. Why is the healthiest food for you, always the most expensive? (Contributed by Steven LaPha Jr.)
    25. Why is it 'dirty' to use someone else's soap? Isn't soap self-cleaning? (Contributed by Don F.)
    26. Does aromatherapy make scents? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    27. How come when you take your children to get a shot, the doctor tells them that it won't hurt at all? Don't the children always start screaming? Is it any wonder that children don't trust doctors anymore? (Contributed by tlc)
    28. Would a self-help group for compulsive talkers be called On & On Anon? (Contributed by Paul Benoit)
    29. If vitamins are so good for you, why do health food stores smell so bad? (Contributed by Valerie Sprague)
    30. Do you think there just might be something to acupuncture? After all, you never see any sick porcupines, do you? (Contributed by Bob Goddard)
    31. Does anybody know what the 'X' in X-ray stands for? (Contributed by ImmSpec)
    32. You know on the commercials that show the drugs that made people really sick? Why do they tell people that if they died from taking it, they may have the right to collect money? (Contributed by Sierra C.)
    33. Antidrug commercials tell children to 'not let others decide for you, don't do drugs', right? But, technically, didn't they just decide for you? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    34. How can you prevent getting sick? (Contributed by Valerie)
    35. What if we discover a cure for all diseases, poverty, and violence and nobody ever dies until a ripe old age? (Contributed by JEB)
    36. Have you ever noticed that mothers are always after their children to wash the germs off their little hands, then mom turns around and gives them a 'spit' wash? (Contributed by Janis G.)
    37. Is acupuncture a jab well done? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    38. Why is a bar of soap considered clean if someone just washed themselves with it? (Contributed by Ann & Sam)
    39. Is there a safe cure for the heebeejeebees that doesn't have side effects that keep repeating themselves? (Contributed by Lou Scrima)
    40. Shouldn’t we live every day as the last day of our life? One day we’re going to be right, won’t we? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    41. To put joy into your life, shouldn’t you learn to be a child again? Afterall, childhood is not an age; it's a state of mind, isn’t it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    42. If someone suffers from Type 1 diabetes AND haemophilia, how does he/she check his/her blood sugar? (Contributed by MW)
    43. Since homeopathic treatments use very little quantities of substance, in a sugar base, in order to cure illness, what do they do for diabetes? (Contributed by Evaonne Henricks)
    44. Why do we call it "fasting" when it takes so incredibly long? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    45. If health food stores are for our health, what are the other food stores for? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    46. Do you really want to shop at health food shops that have a sign in the window that reads ‘Closed due to illness’? (Contributed by Will)
    47. Aren’t minor operations those that are performed on somebody else? (Contributed by Don F.)
    48. Why is there no Betty Rubble in Flintstone Chewables Vitamins? (Contributed by Ralphie)
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