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1. How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face but hangs its head out the window when you are driving? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. If dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. If a dog sweats through his tongue why does he have armpits? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet they wait until they're right next to you before they shake? (Contributed by Louise)
5. Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch its tail yet it feels nothing when it bangs it repeatedly on the kitchen table? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. Water in the southern hemisphere turns around counter-clockwise before going down the drain, right?. So do dogs in the southern hemisphere turn around counter-clockwise before they lie down? (Contributed by Doug Parr)
7. If I throw a stick away, I don't want it, right? So why does my dog always bring it back? Any why does this make him man's best friend? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
8. If you could teach an old dog new tricks who would care? Surely not the dog? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
9. Can a dog wag it's tail backwards? If so how would we know? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
10. Is there any tree too big for a short dog to lift his leg on? (Contributed by Myles Godfrey)
11. Do other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? (Contributed by Rita Rudner)
12. Isn't a dog man's best friend because it wags its tail not its tongue? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
13. Why do dogs go in circles before they lay down? (Contributed by Gail Applebee)
14. Are dogs afraid of the dark? (Contributed by Gail Applebee)
15. What happened to the 102nd dalmation? (Contributed by SPKOMO)
16. When you fix your dog why doesn't it work anymore? (Contributed by Dan)
17. Does your dog really think it's a person? And perhaps that you're the dog? (Contributed by Bernard R.)
18. Why is it that a wet dog is always friendlier than a dry dog? (Contributed by Mandi Ryan)
19. How come if a dog is wagging its tail at the same time music is playing, the tail is never wagging in time with the music? Have dogs no sense of rhythm? (Contributed by Jimbo Hohman)
20. What do dogs call the hottest days of summer? (Contributed by Jack Pillemer)
21. Do the poker playing dogs own pictures of people playing fetch? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
22. Don't you just hate it when your dog walks into the bathroom and looks at you as if to say 'I really wish you wouldn't do that in my water bowl'? (Contributed by Rick Oie)
23. How come, no matter how many times around the block you take your little puppy for a walk, they never do their thing until you get back in your house? (Contributed by Pat F.)
24. If a dog is a man's best friend then why do they chew on men's socks and slippers? (Contributed by Duke)
25. Why are dogs more active in the snow? Does it hold some sort of fun energy? (Contributed by Rossman)
26. Are they called lap dogs because they sit on your lap or because they lap your face? (Contributed by Don F.)
27. If dogs are so smart, why do some dogs think humans are dogs? (Contributed by Janis G.)
28. Can dogs have dog days? (Contributed by C.T.)
29. Why is it that the dog you always go to stroke is the one who is the dark secretive one who has a fatal bite? (Contributed by Jane)
30. Why does it take forever for a dog to find just the right place to 'poop', when an entire section (big) of back yard is their toilet? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
31. Why do dogs love pillows, even if they’ve been 'fixed'? Plus, what's so attractive about a pillow? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
32. Why are dogs somewhat finicky about their taste in treats, yet will eat a brillow-pad or a wild mushroom in the blink of an eye? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
33. How is it that dogs know it's lousy out before they even get to the door, and looks at you as if to say, "Are you NUTS? I'M not going out there!"? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
34. When a dog has an itchy behind, why must they always scratch it by dragging it across your favourite braided rug? And will it still be your favourite rug? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
35. Why do dogs hate the ride to the vet, but actually LOVE being there? Isn't that kind of backwards? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
36. Why do dogs like their bed to smell like bad feet? And whenever you wash their bedding, they do all they can to 'stink it up' again? (Contributed by Ellen M. DeBois)
37. Why do dogs, who don’t have fleas, flea things? You know, a quick chewing motion on something like a bedspread but they don't do any damage. (Contributed by RD and Dana)
38. When you get a dog its own bed, why do they sleep in your bed instead? (Contributed by Haleigh and Tyler)
39. Do dogs have eyebrows? (Contributed by Anna McLane age 4 1/2)

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