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    1. Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Would you be breaking any laws if you didn't put the stamp in the little box that says "Place Stamp Here"? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. Why is there a mailbox in front of the post office? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. Why are America's parks and great outdoors administered by the Department of the Interior? (Contributed by James Terris)
    6. If a catering service caters only when you want and a cleaning service cleans only when you want shouldn't the Internal Revenue Service collect taxes only when you want? (Contributed by BoogieMan)
    7. Why do important letters that apparently contain no mistakes when sent always seem to develop them in the post? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    8. If the government really wanted to destroy the drug distribution system wouldn't all they have to do is turn it over to the Post Office? (Contributed by Bob Ward)
    9. Is there a patent on the Patent Office? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    10. Why does the Bureau of Statistics always give out different death rates for each country? Isn't it always just one per person everywhere? (Contributed by Jason Q)
    11. Ever thought of calling the Central Intelligence Agency and asking them if they had any? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    12. If the secret service is so secret how come they have a number in the phone book? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    13. If the U.S. Secret Service has to testify against the President of the U.S.A. can it still be classified as a secret service? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    14. Does the Post Office have a mail slot in their front door? If not wouldn't it make better sense than a mailbox? (Contributed by JMar607836)
    15. If the FBI really wants to find someone why don't they hire Ed McMahon? He'll find you every year no matter how many times you move won't he? (Contributed by Carrie Voorhees)
    16. How come we go to the Post Office to get mail or send mail? Shouldn't we be going to the Mail Office instead? And why are there no posts when you get there? And where are the clerks? Busy reloading? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    17. Why do all mailboxes indicate the exact same time for pickup? (Contributed by Shawn Redman)
    18. Why does the sign on the Post Office say 'Parking for POSTAL customers only'? If you weren't POSTAL when you went in, you will be by the time you come out, right? (Contributed by Michael Snider)
    19. How come everybody at the FBI seems to be a special agent? Don't they have any regular ones? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. As a vendor wanting to do business with the government, why is it that they always point me to the 'Tender Administration'? Does this mean that they also have a 'Rough Administration'? And how would I tell them apart? (Contributed by Ryoga)
    21. In hospitals and doctors offices, they always refer to your blood pressure, pulse rate, and temperature as your Vital Stats, right? So how come you can't get this information from your local Vital Stats Department? (Contributed by Don F.)
    22. Where is the Surgeon General's army? (Contributed by Mladen)
    23. If the Post Office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver? (Contributed by T.N.)
    24. You read about all these terrorists in the United States, right? Most of them arrived legally, but they hung around on expired visas, some for as long as 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Shouldnít they put Blockbuster in charge of immigration? (Contributed by ChicaBella)
    25. Donít people usually get whatís coming to them? Unless itís been mailed? (Contributed by Don F.)
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