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1. When we walk our dogs, do they always walk on the side where the pocket containing the dog treats is? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why do firehouses have dalmatians? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. If you spill spot remover on a dalmatian will it's spots disappear? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG does that make my pet dog Satan? (Contributed by Vanbooven)
6. If you named your dog 'Stay' and you taught him to obey your commands what would the dog do if you said 'Come Stay'? (Contributed by Brian and Chiyaki Shans)
7. What does 'how come' mean? Is it a command for a dog named How to come? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
8. If a dog's bark is worse than his bite why don't hospitals have to report dog bark wounds? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
9. When you give water to the dog you say you watered the dog. So if you give milk to the cat have you milked the cat? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
10. Did you know that in 1850 the first all-white Dalmation dog was spotted? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
11. When the SPCA shuts down for the night do you think they have a guard dog on duty? (Contributed by Don F.)
12. Why is it that when my dog yawns at me it makes me yawn but when I yawn at him he doesn't yawn? (Contributed by Anna Mull)
13. Why do people say they are sicker than a dog? Since when are dogs so sick? (Contributed by Pat F.)
14. Why don't they make dog biscuits that taste like a mailman's leg? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
15. Can anyone remember even hearing of a time when any pooper scooper law was actually enforced? (Contributed by Jeffrey Hurwit)
16. If diamonds are a women's best friend why do men have to settle for a dog? (Contributed by Vito)
17. Is it true that when a dog licks you, it is telling you that it thinks you're the most wonderful creature that has ever walked on the Earth? But when a cat licks you, it's because it is wondering what you taste like? (Contributed by RJ31X199)
18. How come people can't shake off water just like a wet dog? (Contributed by Blasé)
19. Which ones are the kibbles and which ones are the bits? (Contributed by Rcason)
20. If dogs could fly, would the car wash business be more lucrative? (Contributed by Damin Loi)
21. When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it? And how do the testers let you know that it's better tasting? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
22. How come nobody ever says 'Healthy As A Dog'? (Contributed by Peter G.)
23. Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? (Contributed by Paul Benoit)
24. What would happen if you gave a dog catnip? Would it meow? (Contributed by Sarah D.)
25. Why does everyone like the smell of puppy breath? And if the puppies only drink their mother's milk, why does their breath always smell like bacon? (Contributed by J. Branter)
26. Why don't barking dogs at night bother their owners like they do everyone else? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
27. If aliens see us walking in the park, picking up after our dogs, who will THEY think is the dominant species? (Contributed by Goombario)
28. If you can't teach an old dog new tricks, how can you teach a new dog old tricks? (Contributed by lilhottie)
29. Is there anything more friendlier than a wet dog? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
30. What is a watch dog? Is it wearing a watch? Or is it watching what? Could it be watching it's watch or another dog? (Contributed by Janis G.)
31. What is puppy love? What do puppies have to do with anything? (Contributed by Janis G.)
32. Why is it that when you walk your dog, it will do its best to get right in your way then when you trip and fall on him, he looks at you like its your fault and you feel bad because you could have hurt him? (Contributed by Tasha)
33. Why do dogs sniff other dog's bottoms to say hello? Why don't they just bark in their face or something? (Contributed by C.T.)
34. Why is it that right after you let your dog in from the snow and manage to get it dried off, it always wants to go out again? (Contributed by Betsy F.)
35. Why do people say 'you've been working like a dog'? Don't dogs just sit around all day doing nothing? (Contributed by Chuck)
36. Would the favourite food among dogs at the animal shelter be Pound Cake? (Contributed by Pam)
37. Who DID let the dogs out? (Contributed by AEBF)
38. Is there a reason that dog is god, spelled backwards? (Contributed by Cindy M.)
39. If cleanliness is next to Godliness, why are dogs, instead of cats, man's best friend? (Contributed by AEBF)
40. Are dogs especially vicious to cat burglars? (Contributed by Ralphie)

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