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1. If laughter is the best medicine shouldn't the government be regulating it? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Why does the government offer free brochures for the illiterate? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. How many social security numbers do Siamese twins get at birth? If only one then who gets to keep the original number when they get separated? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. What's the difference between subsidies and welfare? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. Why does everything get worse as the economy gets better? (Contributed by Don Woods)
6. Why do they call it a 'government subsidy' when it is simply getting some of your own money back? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
7. If minimum wage is so good for our economy then why is it that the President and Congress aren't making only minimum wage? (Contributed by Gitaku)
8. Is social security a system that garantees you a steak after all your teeth have fallen out? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
9. If you have an ant farm can you apply for a government subsidy? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
10. Why do certain governments say they have no money for education or health care and yet they have plenty of money to go on TV and say how well they're doing with education and health care? (Contributed by Laurel)
11. Why is it that the people who complain about taxes and demand that government stay out of their lives are the same people that expect the government to hand out money after a disaster, educate their children, and defend their country? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
12. Would a war on poverty include bombing soup kitchens? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
13. Why do we use money to study people so we can try to help them instead of just giving them the money? (Contributed by Sierra C.)
14. If Big Brother is watching, how come he won't send any help? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
15. Why is it that for every action, there is an equal and opposite government program? (Contributed by Coop)
16. Why do they call it 'Social Security'? It's neither enough money to be social nor secure, right? (Contributed by Judy Stockrahm)
17. Doesn't the economy depend on economists about as much as the weather does on forecasters? (Contributed by FMC)
18. Big Brother is watching me? Should we feel sorry for him? Won’t he be bored to tears? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
19. Is it true that when Mexicans apply for welfare in Mexico, they give them a map of the United States? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
20. How come if the government gives money to the poor, it’s called ‘welfare’, but if they give money to the rich, it’s called a 'bailout'? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)

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