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1. September is National Chicken Month. Now does that come BEFORE or AFTER National Egg Month? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? (Contributed by DeeDee)
3. Why did the chicken cross the road? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Doesn't whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depend upon your frame of reference? (Contributed by Trappigal)
5. What came before the chicken AND the egg? (Contributed by W.J. Newhart)
6. And just what was it on the other side of the road that made the chicken want to cross it? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
7. Do wet hens really get mad? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
8. If normal store-bought chickens are raised on farms where are boneless chickens raised? (Contributed by piask)
9. Why do people ask why the chicken crossed the road? What if he already crossed it and he's coming back? (Contributed by Warren Robicheaux)
10. Which came first the chicken or the various other things that taste like chicken? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
11. When was the last time you ever heard of a chicken that died of natural causes? (Contributed by Rahat Husain)
12. If you were breeding four legged chickens would you still be able to catch them? (Contributed by Heinz Schlatter)
13. Do you think chickens find a rubber human funny? (Contributed by RWP)
14. Isn't the real reason why the chicken crossed the road to prove to the skunk and possum that it can be done? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
15. Which end of an egg comes out of the chicken first? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
16. How do hens know how to lay eggs exactly the right size to fit egg cups? (Contributed by Penfold)
17. What came first, the chicken or the egg? (Contributed by Daisyska20)
18. If its true that 'Early to bed and early to rise makes you healthy, wealthy and wise', why are chickens so poor and stupid? (Contributed by Tim Chambers)
19. Who started that 'why did the chicken cross the road' joke? And was it ever considered to be funny back then? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
20. What are chickens called if they are scared to do something? (Contributed by Trevor)
21. Can chickens get 'People Pox'? (Contributed by Tom)
22. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Who cares? Isn't a chicken just an egg's way of making more eggs? (Contributed by John Foster)
23. Do chickens think everything tastes like people? (Contributed by Justin)
24. Do chickens ever wonder why WE cross the road? (Contributed by Justin)
25. If there were no chickens, what would everything taste like? (Contributed by Justin)
26. How do chickens sit on eggs without breaking them? (Contributed by reeko)
27. Can chickens swim? (Contributed by Joe Howard)
28. Is a turkey's language all gobbledygook? (Contributed by Janis G.)
29. Who was the first person who thought that the white things that come from a chicken's butt looked edible? (Contributed by Jan)
30. How come chicken don't taste like eggs and eggs don't taste like chicken? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
31. If the chicken came first, what egg did it come from? And if the egg came first, what chicken laid it? (Contributed by Dreamer)
32. Should farmers scold their chickens because they use fowl language? (Contributed by Joe)
33. Why can't the chicken just appreciate the side of the road it’s on? (Contributed by bluuto)
34. Do evil chickens lay deviled eggs? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
35. If chickens had lips, could they whistle? (Contributed by SoFunny)

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