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    1. Were Drive-In Banks established so most of the cars today could see their real owners? (Contributed by E. Joseph Cossman)
    2. Now with all the megamergers with the big banks do you think that maybe now they'll open a second teller's window? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    3. Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters? (Contributed by Maurizio Mariotti)
    4. Why do banks use all that space and money to construct so many teller stations then never have more than two or three in use? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    5. Why is it that the surest way of establishing your credit is to work so hard that you won't need it? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Why is it that when we bounce a check the bank charges us more of what they already know we don't have any of? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why is it that in order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it? (Contributed by Don Woods)
    8. If a Principal repays the principal does he give up his principal principle? (Contributed by Timo Salmi)
    9. Have you actually seen anybody laughing all the way to the bank? (Contributed by Lily T.)
    10. Are the three dimensions of a credit card Length, Width and Debt? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again was it worth it? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    12. Should you ever lend money to a friend for plastic surgery? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    13. Why does American Express keep on sending me application cards for their gold card when I only earn a fraction of what is needed to apply for it? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    14. Should you make it a point never to loan money because it causes amnesia? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    15. Why do credit cards have expiration dates? (Contributed by Joey Maraia)
    16. If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    17. How come bankers only give you a loan when you can prove you don't need it? Isn't that like giving you an umbrella when it's sunny and taking it away when it's raining? (Contributed by Randy van der Woning)
    18. Do banks offer attractive mortgage rates just to create interest? (Contributed by Jumble)
    19. If its pre-approved, then why don't they just send you the credit card? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    20. How much money can you deposit into a river bank? (Contributed by starlight)
    21. Why is the number, to report credit cards lost or stolen, printed on the back of the cards? (Contributed by Brent Richards)
    22. Why is it easy to get a loan if you don't need it, but hard if you do? (Contributed by dcoble)
    23. If a bank wants you to open an account, then loan you your money at a high interest rate, how is that supposed to make you look good for doing business with other financial institutions? Wouldn't it mean that you are worse off than you were before? (Contributed by CrownPC)
    24. Is the bank account for a girdle business called a truss fund? Or is that stretching it a bit? (Contributed by Norm Gilbert)
    25. Is the reason that banks have made it safer for us to use ATMs, by installing better lighting and security cameras, just so no one ELSE robs us? (Contributed by Melvin Durai)
    26. Wouldn't the two best things about banks be money and holidays? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    27. If you bounce a cheque, why does the bank mail you the bad news? Is that so they can bounce a few more by the time you find out about it? (Contributed by John Foster)
    28. We all know that the number keys on an ATM have Braille on them, right? So are the instructions you get on the screen somehow magically transformed to Braille? (Contributed by Steve)
    29. Why do most bank deposit slips allow for deposits up to $99,999,999.99? Has there ever been anybody depositing that much AND fill out a manual deposit slip? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    30. Why do people call it an ATM machine when they know they are really saying Automated Teller Machine machine? (Contributed by Carl)
    31. Why do they call them Bank Tellers if they never tell you anything? (Contributed by Michelle)
    32. How come you get a sucker after making a transaction at the bank? (Contributed by Julie A. Campbell)
    33. When the first credit card was issued, did people get a charge out of it? (Contributed by Joe)
    34. Why can a bank take my money out immediately for a check I write but they put a 5 day hold on a check I deposit? (Contributed by Douglas Karr)
    35. Did you ever wonder why it is called a piggy bank? (Contributed by G.I.)
    36. Won’t the credit crunch help you get back on your feet? Especially after your car's been repossessed, right? (Contributed by Will)
    37. How come many people don't realize that "buy now, pay later" usually means you will be paying much, much more later? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    38. Gave a man a gun and he can rob a bank, right? But give a man a bank then he can rob the world? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    39. So how come whenever you see those idiots looting on TV, they are never coming out of a bank? (Contributed by George)
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