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    1. Why do we tie shoes on the back of newlyweds' cars? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why give her diamonds? She won't LIVE forever... (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. They say marriages are made in heaven. Is this because that's also where thunder and lightning are made? (Contributed by Don F.)
    4. If before marriage a man YEARNS for the woman he loves why does the 'Y' become silent after the marriage? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. If marriage is outlawed will outlaws be the only ones to have inlaws? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. Is it true that the two people it takes to make a marriage are a daughter and her mother? (Contributed by Don F.)
    7. Why do we have to say I DO at a wedding when we know we won't remember what we agreed to a year later? (Contributed by Don F.)
    8. If Love is blind then is Marriage an institution for the blind? (Contributed by Jerry L.)
    9. 'I am.' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I Do.' is the longest sentence? (Contributed by Zany Humor)
    10. If marriage is an institution and Love is Blind does getting married mean entering an institution for the blind? (Contributed by Denis Wright)
    11. They say that marriage is an institution. Is this because a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's? (Contributed by June Ashley)
    12. Is marriage just an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    13. Would you say that Adam and Eve had the ideal marriage? After all he didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. (Contributed by Kimberley Broyles)
    14. If Americans throw rice at weddings do Orientals throw hamburgers? (Contributed by Lschultz)
    15. Is it true that there are only two times when a man doesn't understand a woman? Before marriage and after marriage. (Contributed by Jim Poserina)
    16. Why do we say that grooms sometimes get cold feet on the wedding day? Do their feet actually get cold? (Contributed by Juneisy)
    17. When the bride throws the bouquet and the groom throws the garter why do the bachelorettes practically rip each other's eyes out for the bouquet and the bachelors subtley inch away from the thrown garter? (Contributed by Terri Irving)
    18. If an older woman marries a younger man it's called 'robbing the cradle'. So if a younger woman marries an older man is it called 'robbing the casket'? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
    19. If there's always a best man at a wedding then why doesn't the bride marry him instead of the groom? Doesn't this just flaunt the fact that the groom is just at the most second best? (Contributed by Jerry S.)
    20. Is the reason why so many women want a Church wedding because as they enter the Church they see and think 'AISLE ALTER HYMN'? (Contributed by Neil Rigby)
    21. Why is a wedding ring worn on the ring finger? (Contributed by MailBits.com)
    22. Don't you think that the value of marriage is not that adults produce children but rather that children produce adults? (Contributed by Peter De Vries)
    23. Why are so many marriage counselors divorced or single? (Contributed by Richard Rhodes)
    24. Purebred is suppose to be better, right? So what's the big deal if people marry their cousin? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    25. If all men are brothers, would you let one marry your sister? (Contributed by Peter Kuhn)
    26. If you wear an antennae to a wedding, is the reception better? (Contributed by Don F.)
    27. Shouldn't you avoid marrying anyone who deliberately flushes the toilet when you're taking a shower? (Contributed by Paul Benoit)
    28. Is marriage a process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred? (Contributed by FunTrivia)
    29. Doesn't the perfect marriage begin when each partner believes they got better than they deserve? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
    30. Doesn't being married save a man a lot of time making up his mind about things? (Contributed by Erica)
    31. What happens if someone says I DON'T at a wedding after the person says 'Do you take him/her to be your husband/wife?'? (Contributed by Valerie)
    32. If a pessimist and an optimist got married, would their children be pessimists or optimists? (Contributed by Valerie)
    33. Why are people always so excited about getting married, but after they're married, they're bored? (Contributed by Valerie)
    34. Is it true that Hollywood stars get married in early June, so if it doesn't work out, they haven't wasted a whole summer? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    35. Is soap-on-a-rope a good shower gift? (Contributed by Dave R.)
    36. Why do women wear white dresses at weddings, when if you spill something on it then it would show? Wouldn't a black dress be better? (Contributed by Samantha U.)
    37. Why do some people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage? (Contributed by Charlie)
    38. Should the wedding vow be changed to "until debt do us part"? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    39. They say that people seldom think alike, right? So how come itís the opposite when it comes to buying wedding presents? (Contributed by W.W.)
    40. How come many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good? (Contributed by W.J.)
    41. When a man and a woman marry, they become one, right? But doesnít the trouble start when they try to decide which one? (Contributed by W.J.)
    42. When clowns marry, do they have cake or pie? (Contributed by Jason)
    43. Isnít marriage just a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    44. Are we talking about a noose when we say "tying the knot"? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    45. When a marriage is annulled, can we demand a recall on wedding presents? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    46. If a wedding goes off without a hitch, was it successful? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    47. If you marry a mute person, are you still spoken for? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    48. When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party? (Contributed by T.C.)
    49. Why is it that a woman denotes her marital status by her title (Miss, Mrs.) but men don't? (Contributed by Zagros)
    50. If it's okay to get married by a judge, why isn't it okay to get married by a jury? (Contributed by Don F.)
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