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    1. Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why do they put the little kosher mark on EASTER candy? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do people give each other flowers to celebrate various important occasions? Don't they know that they are killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? Why don't they give each other deceased squirrels? (Contributed by P. S.)
    4. Can a red-green colour-blind person ever truly experience Valentines Day and Saint Patrick's Day? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
    5. Is it just me or does anybody else find it strange that on holiday dinners we all sit around the table eating 'aspic'? (Contributed by Don F.)
    6. How come Brocholli gets a whole week but Valentine's only gets a day? (Contributed by H. Tao)
    7. Where is the New Year's Baby's mother? And why doesn't she stick around like Father Time does? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    8. Do you think the US Government subtly instituted the tradition of painting Easter Eggs to cover up all of the UFOs they are hiding in Area 51? (Contributed by Para Noid)
    9. Why do they call it 'Good' Friday? (Contributed by Aditya Mishra)
    10. Do you think Maternity Shops are open on Labour Day? (Contributed by Terry Soon)
    11. Why should 'LABOUR DAY' be a holiday? Should it not be the only day out of the year that we actually work? (Contributed by Dan Pequeno)
    12. If Christmas cards go on sale a month after Christmas then why don't birthday greeting cards go on sale the month after your birthday? (Contributed by Tom Caldwell)
    13. On desk calendars, July 1st is shown as Canada Day, and then in parentheses (for Canada). Where else do they observe Canada Day? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    14. Why do they make the pinatas so pretty if they're just going to break them? (Contributed by Rachel S.)
    15. Why do they call it Labour Day and then give you the day off? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    16. Does anybody else find it odd that to celebrate President's Day, the government stops providing any services whatsoever? (Contributed by J. Wagner)
    17. If you don't find any Easter Eggs on Easter morning, does that mean the Easter Bunny had a bad hare day? (Contributed by Rodney & Cathy's Joke List)
    18. What do hobos do on Labour Day? (Contributed by Canoe Two)
    19. The birth of Jesus is celebrated on the same day every year (Christmas), so how come the day he died (Easter) changes every year? (Contributed by Bryce Weadley)
    20. Who's idea was it to determine that Cupid should represent Valentine's Day? Isn't that the picture of romance, a short, chubby toddler coming at you with a weapon? (Contributed by Gary)
    21. Why is it we can send anonomous proclamations of love on Valentine's Day, yet any other day of the year, this is called stalking? (Contributed by Mad Man Nev)
    22. How come the only vacation some people get to take around the holidays is a guilt trip? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    23. Are Father Time and Mother Nature the parents of the New Years Baby? And are they sad that they outlive their children every year? (Contributed by Todd Thomas)
    24. Who exactly thought up the concept of groundhog's day? Just what possessed someone to say if that little rodent sees it's shadow, spring will come faster? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
    25. Shouldn't it be called Non-Labour Day? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    26. Isn't the only problem with retirement the fact that you can never look forward to having a day off? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    27. Do we have holidays just so the stores can give names to their sales? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    28. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs, do they? (Contributed by C.T.)
    29. Why are eggs and bunnies associated with Easter? How did that start? (Contributed by Albert)
    30. Why are there “Non-Religious” Easter and Christmas cards? (Contributed by Sam Pittman)
    31. If aliens land, will we get the day off from work? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    32. Isn’t a New Year's resolution just something that goes in one year and out the other? (Contributed by Steve)
    33. Why was Cupid chosen to represent Valentine's Day? When you think about romance, do you think of short, chubby toddler coming at you with a weapon? (Contributed by Steve)
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