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Topic: Funerals

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    1. Why does a funeral start with fun? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? (Contributed by Don F.)
    3. Why do they advertise guarantees on caskets? Who is going to unearth it just to check for defects? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    4. If they had a funeral at night would people turn off their lights on the way to the cemetery? (Contributed by Don F.)
    5. When two funeral processions meet at an intersection how do they decide who has the right of way? (Contributed by oalami)
    6. Why do they play bagpipes at police funerals? (Contributed by Cecil)
    7. Why does it ALWAYS rain on the day of a funeral? (Contributed by Valerie)
    8. If your ex-wife or ex-husband dies, do you have to go to their funeral? (Contributed by Valerie)
    9. No matter how rich, famous, or powerful you are when you die, doesn't the size of your funeral still pretty much depend on the weather? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    10. Shouldn't the flags at funeral homes always be flying at half staff? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    11. Say what you want about how friendly the Funeral Home industry is, but most people still donít want to be caught dead in one, would they? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
    12. Do coffins have lifetime guarantees? (Contributed by C.T.)
    13. Do they put underwear on corpses? (Contributed by C.T.)
    14. Are funerals held in the daytime because we can't have mourning at night? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    15. Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral? (Contributed by CT)
    16. If they are certain we are going to heaven, why does everyone cry at the funeral? (Contributed by Zagros)
    17. Isnít it true that the best of friends cannot attend each otherís funeral? (Contributed by Don F.)
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