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1. They say that MONEY TALKS. Why is it that all mine ever says is GOODBYE? (Contributed by Vanbooven)
2. They say that money is the root of all evil. Doesn't a person need roots? (Contributed by Pat G.)
3. Why don't people who believe in re-incarnation leave all their money to themselves? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
4. Why do you never want the one you can afford? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
5. Why does a dollar look so big when you take it to church but so small when you take it to the store? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
6. If money can't buy happiness can you rent it? (Contributed by Keith Sullivan)
7. Shouldn't we all be given the chance to prove that money can't make us happy? (Contributed by Jason Q)
8. Why do people run after money? Shouldn't they be running towards it? (Contributed by Theodor Nickel)
9. Isn't it the LACK of money that is the root of all evil? (Contributed by Bill Edwards)
10. Whatever happened to D.B. Cooper and all that money? (Contributed by Bamboole)
11. How come we used to save our money all year just to go on a vacation but now we have to do that just to go to a major sporting event? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
12. Why do people say that money is the root of all evil? Doesn't the Bible in 1st Timothy 6:16 say 'the LOVE of money is the root of all evil'? (Contributed by JokerInk)
13. Shouldn't we all be saving our money in case it becomes valuable again someday? (Contributed by Jim Moore Jr.)
14. How come whenever anybody mentions that old saying about a fool and HIS money they never ever say a fool and HER money? (Contributed by Don F.)
15. There's a president on every American bill yet on the hundred dollar bill you got Ben Franklin. Since when did he become a president? And if he was then how come the people weren't notified about it? (Contributed by Jay Money)
16. Of all the comparisons why dough and money? (Contributed by Jay Money)
17. Sure money can't buy you happiness but won't it pay for a ride to the place where they give it away? (Contributed by Russ Burnett)
18. Don't you already have enough money to last you for the rest of your life as long as you don't buy anything? (Contributed by Jackie M.)
19. Did you ever consider that a Budget is simply a method for going broke methodically? (Contributed by Don F.)
20. How did a fool and his money ever GET together? (Contributed by Don F.)
21. If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go? (Contributed by Don F.)
22. Why do people need a lot of money when they don't have any time to spend it? (Contributed by Don F.)
23. Is it morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money? (Contributed by Don F.)
24. Why is it that by the time you can make ends meet they move the ends? (Contributed by Don F.)
25. Why does a budget help you pay as you go only if you don't go anywhere? (Contributed by Neil Enns)
26. How come the buck never stops here? I sure could use a few, couldn't you? (Contributed by SOBRnFUN)
27. Why, when you're 'making a living', you're barely making enough to survive, but when you're 'making a killing', you're making enough to really live? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
28. Why do they say that money doesn't grow on trees? Technically, doesn't all paper money come from trees? (Contributed by Ossie Michelin)
29. Why do people say that money doesn't grow on trees? If it did, wouldn't all the trees be gone? Better yet, why do they say they're not made of money? Wouldn't THEY be gone if they were? (Contributed by tlc)
30. Sure money isn't everything, right? Isn't there always credit cards, money orders, and travellers cheques? (Contributed by A. Lieberman)
31. Why do people always say 'the best care money can buy'? We've all heard that money can't buy everything, so is there some other method of payment that might get better care? If so, what is it? Any will it apply to your deductible or out-of-pocket expense? (Contributed by Steven)
32. Sure, money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch, doesn't it? (Contributed by B.N. Lightning)
33. Is the dollar sign suppose to have one or two lines through the S? (Contributed by Don F.)
34. Isn't it true that a lot of money is tainted? It taint yours and it taint mine, right? (Contributed by P.D.)
35. Since money talks, is that the reason it has been reeeeeeal quiet around our house lately? (Contributed by The Duke of Endor)
36. Is it true that those who shout the loudest that money cannot buy happiness, never had a chance to discover the opposite? (Contributed by Scammaster)
37. Wouldn't the best way to solve a problem be to spend someone else's money? (Contributed by Milton Friedman)
38. Don't women make money meaningful? (Contributed by John Evanson)
39. They say that money can't buy happiness, right? But doesn't it sure make misery easier to live with? (Contributed by Linda)
40. If money won't make you happy, you probably won't like poverty either, would you? (Contributed by Steve)
41. How can laundering create dirty money? (Contributed by Pete J.)
42. Why is money so important? (Contributed by Andrea)
43. Would it be wise to take earnest money from a man named Ernest? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)

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