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Topic: Birthdays

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    1. Why do people always ask us how many birthdays we've had? Doesn't everybody only have one? (Contributed by Don F.)
    2. When the Queen of England's mother has her one hundreth birthday will the Queen send HER an official birthday card as well? (Contributed by Rod Aldous)
    3. Doesn't a gentleman always remember a lady's birthday, but never her age? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
    4. Is the reason that birthdays are so good for you because the more you have, the longer you live? (Contributed by brewbeard)
    5. Isn't saying 'Happy Belated Birthday' just a nicer way of saying 'Sorry, I forgot your birthday'? (Contributed by Valerie)
    6. Just who came up with the idea to spank people on their birthday? (Contributed by Valerie)
    7. If you're born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both of those days? (Contributed by Gord)
    8. If you blow out all the candles on your birthday cake and then wish that one candle stays lit, do you get your wish? (Contributed by R.F.)
    9. If you were born on February 29th of a leap year, then when is your birthday? (Contributed by Lee)
    10. So is rising to the occasion like going to a birthday party in a penthouse? (Contributed by Nathan Ryhard)
    11. Were candles first used on a birthday cake for people who wanted to make light of their age? (Contributed by Joe)
    12. If you're born on an airplane over international waters, what nationality are you? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    13. If your friend admits that they are forty, do they also say when that occurred? (Contributed by Pat F.)
    14. If you didn't celebrate birthday's and at work it was someone's birthday, would you not sign the card and just eat the cake? (Contributed by Samantha)
    15. Aren’t the best birthdays of all those that haven't arrived yet? (Contributed by Ralphie)
    16. Shouldn't you only celebrate your birthday for 30 minutes? After all you weren't being born all day, were you? (Contributed by Imameatlover)
    17. Isn’t giving Balloons to birthday guests so weird? Why would the guests want to receive a plastic sack of your breath? (Contributed by Bill M.)
    18. If you forget your wife’s birthday wouldn’t the most diplomatic response to your wife be, How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? (Contributed by WQC)
    19. Wouldn’t the only real way to look younger be not to be born so soon? (Contributed by WQC)
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