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1. Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? (Contributed by Don F.)
2. Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Why are flamingo's pink and their knees on backwards? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. Why don't penguins in the Antarctic ever get frostbite? (Contributed by Don F.)
5. When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper does it wonder why you're sitting there staring at carpeting? (Contributed by Don F.)
6. What would happen if birds were ticklish? (Contributed by Don F.)
7. When we see a gull fly over the sea we call it a seagull so if we see it flying over a bay should we call it a begel? (Contributed by Sue Ferguson)
8. How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove and it doesn't have that dangerous beak right? (Contributed by Jack)
9. Do penguins have Knees? (Contributed by Lance)
10. Why do you never see baby pigeons? (Contributed by Bob Saenz)
11. Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? (Contributed by Julie's Place)
12. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (Contributed by Don F.)
13. What did they call Barn Owls before they had barns? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
14. What do little birdies see when they are knocked unconscious? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
15. Just where do baby storks come from? (Contributed by Chet Meek)
16. If you put a bird in an aeroplane would it be flying but not flying? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
17. Just how happy is a lark? Any why is he so happy? (Contributed by Jim Adams)
18. When vultures are on their deathbed are they ever tempted to eat themselves? (Contributed by oalami)
19. Do sick birds benefit from eating mouldy bread? (Contributed by Saladhead)
20. How does a penguin scratch it's nose? (Contributed by Alex Petty)
21. Do bald eagles have all of THEIR feathers combed over to one side? (Contributed by jbaillie)
22. If you see an eagle flying high up in the sky how can you be sure that its really an eagle? After all aren't eagles masters of de skys? (Contributed by Stan Kegel)
23. Birds eat black insects so why are their droppings white? (Contributed by The Last Word)
24. What did pigeons do before we had fast food restaurants? (Contributed by Shannon Cooper)
25. Why are some pigeons' feet red while others are yellow? (Contributed by P. Johnson)
26. What do penguins wear for play clothes? (Contributed by Brain Candy)
27. Why does the 'Finch' bird build nests in a hanging flower basket when there are numerous trees around? Aren't birds supposed to build nests in trees? (Contributed by Paula Pence)
28. How can you tell if a bird is right or left clawed (handed)? (Contributed by Don F.)
29. What kind of bird lays the eggs that have pantyhose in them? (Contributed by L. Hearn)
30. If a pigeon injured its neck, would its body counteract to the motion it makes and start moving forward and back? (Contributed by Meghan)
31. Isn't it true that besides being the largest bird living, the ostrich is also the largest one, dead? (Contributed by Motivational Mailer)
32. Do woodpeckers ever get headaches from banging their heads all day long? If so, what do they take for them? And where can I get some of it? (Contributed by John and Evaonne H.)
33. While watching the flamingos at the zoo, standing serenely on one leg, have you ever wished you had your bowling ball handy? (Contributed by Fog Free Freddy)
34. If all flamingos are pink, why don't we just skip the pink part when we are talking about them? (Contributed by Keith M.)
35. Does the average bird think that tree houses are bird houses of the rich and famous? (Contributed by Aaron Packnick)
36. If owls are such smart birds, why do they ask 'Who? Who? Who?' all the time? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
37. Have you ever thought that the reason barn swallows have rather large beaks, might be out of necessity? (Contributed by John F.)
38. Would the reason that a crow is a crow, be caws? (Contributed by John F.)
39. If owls are so wise, how come they have to work nights? (Contributed by Floyd Maxwell)
40. Would we be flying now if there were no birds? (Contributed by A. Davey)
41. Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? (Contributed by Scatty)
42. Why do pigeons bob their heads? (Contributed by Cecil)
43. Do birds get the blues? (Contributed by Dale)
44. How come blue birds get to be the bird of happiness when the blues are sad? (Contributed by A.J. Bodnar)
45. Is the reason that birds fly south for the winter, the fact that it's too far to walk? (Contributed by SJ)
46. Where do birds live while they are building their new nest? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
47. Do other birds watch hummingbirds and wonder how they do that? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
48. How come birds aren't tickled by feathers? (Contributed by O.C.)

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