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1. After eating a 4-cylinder Datsun did Godzilla say 'Gosh I could have had a V-8'? (Contributed by Nancy Carson)
2. Did you see those new minivan ads? All they talk about are cup holders kiddie seats and doors. What kind of advertising is that? When you see an ad for a suit do they say 'And look at the zipper! Carefully hidden but easily accessible when you need it?' I think not. (Contributed by Don F.)
3. Nissan says their cars are Built For The Human Race. Just who else would they build them for? (Contributed by Don F.)
4. About that Dodge commercial where they say "We moved the wheels to the corners". Where were they before? In the glove compartment? Whats next "We moved the steering wheel to the side the driver sits on"? (Contributed by IMC2124)
5. Why would you want to buy a car that's like a rock? (Contributed by Jon K.)
6. If I drive my new Chevy pickup like they do in those commercials bouncing up and down and through three feet of mud and something breaks will the warranty cover it? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
7. Are all people who sell their cars through want ads in the paper classical music fans? Don't they all end their ads with OBO? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
8. To entice you to buy their cars, Toyota uses the slogan 'You asked for it, you got it, Toyota'. So how come when you have a problem with it, your mechanic says the same thing? (Contributed by Roger Zimmerman)
9. How come in commercials for cars, they never show anyone in the driver's seat while it is speeding down a highway? Are they suggesting that their cars drive on their own? Or perhaps that they are haunted? (Contributed by Johnny Blonde)
10. Why is it that a $6.99 box of hair colour comes with a toll-free number for questions, but a $20,000 car doesn't? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
11. The Nissan Xterra commercial claims that the car is ranked #1 in 'Impact Collision' safety. Is there a way to have a collision without an impact? (Contributed by Cory S.)
12. We've all seen the ads for a Toyota, right? But have you ever wondered what a real ota looks like? You know, one that's not a toy. (Contributed by Isa Kocher)
13. Why do they say 4-wheel drive? Shouldn't all the wheels on the vehicle drive all the time? Why would you want a car where only 3 wheels drove? (Contributed by Shea)
14. Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
15. Why do some car commercials show cars sliding on wet roads? Wouldn't you rather have a car that didn't slide? (Contributed by The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com)
16. Why do car commercials advertise that 'price sells cars'? Do they think we're stupid? After all what else would sell a car? (Contributed by Valerie)
17. A UK car advertisement states at the end 'so quiet the only sound you will hear is your heart beat'. Does this mean that the car has no engine? (Contributed by Tony Hinde)
18. Why did Dodge name a car 'Shadow', when the only thing you can't dodge is your shadow? (Contributed by Sopan Greene)
19. Remember those Subaru commercials where they say 'why have four wheels if you're going to use only two?' Come on, doesn’t a car need all four wheels? (Contributed by Kip Wells)

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