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ISSUE #322 - 06-Jan-2016

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

Why is it that people will hurt you without any hesitation, but then ask you to consider their feelings when seeking forgiveness?

Why is it that with only 10 Christmas songs, radio stations need to start playing them months before Christmas?

So how come whenever you see those idiots looting on TV, they are never coming out of a bank?

What is a sesame? Does anybody actually ever let it grow past a seed?

Why is it that people who drink energy drinks seem like the people with the least amount of stuff going on?

Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman? But if you take advantage of something so you don't go hungry, you're a moocher?

Aren't the only real sinners out there the people that keep raising the sin taxes?

Can a comedian bound to a wheelchair do standup comedy?

Why is it that when you discover you can't have something, you want it even more?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? And why does it always cause more mess than whatever was falling off the table would have made?

Why when you make an appointment to see your doctor and when you get there you are seen by a physician's assistant or nurse practitioner do you get billed for seeing a doctor? That shouldn't be, should it?

How come whenever you look at someone they can feel it and they look back at you?

Sometimes, isn't the only way to stop the whining is to give in and hand a 2-year-old a cookie?

Why is it that all the people you actually want to be around, live no where near you?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

Why do we say things are fine and dandy? What is dandy? And how is it different than fine?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up for free? Did she ever actually sell any of them?

Can you really go down an incline?

Why are there fences around cemeteries? They aren't going anywhere are they?

What do you call the battery in an Apple iPhone? Should it be called Apple Juice?

Why don't stalkers just get twitter accounts, so they can follow who ever they want?

How come whenever you need to sleep on a plane, you end up seated next to twitchy the wonder squirrel?

Why do people who travel on a freeway have to pay a toll? Shouldn't it be free?


Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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