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ISSUE #321 - 15-Nov-2015

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Why do businesses put you on hold with an automated message that tells you that your call is very important to them? If your call was that important, why would they put you on hold to begin with?

If you put your grandma on speed dial, would that be an Instagram?

Isn't giving Balloons to birthday guests so weird? Why would the guests want to receive a plastic sack of your breath?

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are such an inferior race?

If you stayed up all night to see where the sun went, would it eventually dawn on you?

Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin, right? And aren't muffins healthy?

Isn't chewing gum and sucking on lollipops really just eating flavored saliva?

Aren't jokes about German sausage the wurst?

If you steal someone's coffee, would that be called mugging?

Did you know that every year we unknowingly pass the anniversary of our future death?

Would the only thing worse than having a cold ruin the weekend be feeling better in time to go back to work on Monday?

Do you think that trees are weird? Aren't they just giant sticks that grow out of the ground?

When clocks get hungry do they go back four seconds?

If you read a book about anti-gravity would you be able to put it down?

Is it true that nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it?

Why do people you meet at a movie theatre always ask you what you are doing there? Wouldn't it be obvious?

If you hold the door open for a clown, would that be a nice jester?

When chemists die, do they barium?

Do you think that who ever invented Knock-Knock jokes should get a no-bell prize?

We should respect old people shouldn't we? After all, didn't they graduate high school without Google or Wikipedia?

Why is it that when a conversation gets controversial and someone says lets change the subject, no one can think of a new subject?

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?

Is it better to walk alone than with a crowd going in the wrong direction?

Do Artists usually live in sketchy neighborhoods?

Why is it that we could do a million things right, but be forever remembered by one single mistake?

Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but then they post everything that happens to them on Facebook?

The Internet has brought us many great things, right? But doesn't it also have the ability to spread bad news into our homes from all corners of the Earth in a nanosecond?

Communication is supposed to be key in a relationship, right? If this is true then why is it that the important things go unheard?

Who closes the school bus door after the school bus driver gets out?

Aren't Taxis weird when you think about it? Why would you want some complete stranger driving you around?

If you tried to catch fog, would you have mist?


Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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