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ISSUE #318 - 05-May-2013

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Why is it that we can child proof a bottle of aspirin but not a gun?

Doesn't everything have beauty? Why can't everyone see that?

Aren't people always telling you to try new foods when they take you out to eat? So how come when you order something you've never had and don't like it, they get mad at you because they have to pay for it? Didn't they tell you to try it in the first place?

If you wore a Teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

Shouldn't people with opinions learn how to spell before sharing their knowledge?

Why is the intelligence of a high school athlete commonly insulted and the intelligence of a high school artist/musician rarely questioned?

Shouldn't we always forgive our enemies? That really aggravates them, doesn't it?

Isn't happiness having a nice hot bubble bath after a hard day at work?

Some days, isn't the best thing about your job the fact that your chair spins?

Why do cartoon characters never go out for dinner?

Shouldn't you only celebrate your birthday for 30 minutes? After all you weren't being born all day, were you?

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Isn't politics a magnet for dishonest people who have an inflated sense of importance and entitlement?

Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and then put up the little red flag?

How come we never want ice cream until we start on a diet?

If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware that's guaranteed not to break, what happens?

Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers? Aren't your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?

Why is it we call people liars, but we never call anyone truthers?

Can you sue psychiatrists when they take your super powers away?

Why is it that the older we get, the smarter our parents become?

How old does a senior have to be to get a discount for their pet?

Why do some people, knowing that other people have different opinions, get angry when someone does not agree with them?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

Some days are so beautiful, don't you wish you could have them all year round?

If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?


Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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