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ISSUE #314 - 19-Aug-2012

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Why on package of pliers does it say that you need pliers to open the package to get the pliers that are inside? Isn't that why you bought the pliers in the first place?

Why do hardware stores say that they sell all the necessary paint supplies? They don't sell beer do they?

If someone hates you for no reason then shouldn't you give them a reason?

If Cinderella's slipper fit so perfectly, then why did one fall off?

Gave a man a gun and he can rob a bank, right? But give a man a bank then he can rob the world?

If you are what you eat, shouldn't you stay away from the nuts?

If our success is because of the things government has done using our money, then why are there so many losers?

When all else fails, do politicians think of a new way to tax and spend?

Are the men who survived mustard gas and pepper spray seasoned veterans?

Can Civil War veterans join the VFW?

If very dark clouds are coming your way then isn't that a good reason to postpone mowing your lawn again?

Why do some people call it 'Bath Tissue'? Who do you know that uses it in the bath tub?

Are Prison walls ever built to scale?

You know how people say you woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Well, what if you woke up in the middle?

Why do we tell people to go to the end of the line? Lines never end, do they? Why don't we say go to the end of the line segment?

Is a Gadzillion a real number?

If I am a nobody and nobody is perfect then aren't I perfect?

Wouldn't the important thing be to not stop questioning?

What exactly do they mean at a drug rehab center with the sign on the lawn that reads 'Keep off the Grass'?

Would a Local Area Network in Australia be called the LAN down under?

Do swimmers sweat during a race?

What's the deal with the Mayan Calendar? Aren't all calendar's days numbered?

If there's no camera sign at an intersection, does that mean that we can run the red light?

Wouldn't there be a lot less traffic if companies would move out to where the workers are?


Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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