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ISSUE #296 - 24-May-2009

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Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:

Did you ever buy a $200 toy for the baby so he or she could play with the box it came in?

Would it be funny if a wolf was trying to howl at the moon, but his voice cracked?

How come every time I get an itch it is always at a spot where neither I nor my back scratcher can reach?

Did you ever go into the "everything's a dollar" store and ask the clerk "How much is this?"

Did you ever wonder that if you're really such a "Dear Valued Customer" why don't the senders know your name?

How come whenever you go to a restaurant, whatever you order doesn't look half as good as what the people at the next table ordered?

How do we know that space IS the final frontier?

Why is ice cream that actually has ice in it (thus living up to its name) not very good ice cream?

How come the air conditioning knows to kick on as soon as you step out of the shower?

How come I always get in the wrong line at the checkout counter?

How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten commandments is "thou shall not steal"?

How come whenever we read a book we turn to the end to find out how many pages it is?

How come whenever you need to use a public restroom, the previous stall-user forgot to flush?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

Do NASCAR cars have horns?

Did you ever consider that to make your cell phone unique you'd have to choose a ring tone that sounds like a ringing phone?

Isn't electricity just organized lightning?


A Gadzillion Thanks to the following Thinkers who have shared their thoughts so that we may think of them too:
Alex, BD, Clifford Stoll, CSWS, Dan, Denise, DJ, Don F.
Evaonne Hendricks, Harold Coffin, Kevin H., Nameo,
Robin Williams, Rosa, Sam, Samantha, Samuel V., Steve Wozniak,
Thomas S., and The Vent on AccessAtlanta.com

Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
Send Contributions to: dcfowler@interbaun.com