Here are the new Things To Think About that have been contributed since the last update:
If you accidentally installed the deer whistles on your car backwards, will you be chased by a herd of deer?
If there are more than one Bigfoot, should we be calling them "Bigfeet"?
If Stop & Shop and the A&P were to merge would it be called Stop & P?
How come restaurants sell back ribs and side ribs but they don't sell front ribs?
So what happens if the school district superintendent isn't smarter than a 5th grader?
Won't the height of your accomplishments equal the depth of your convictions?
How can you save money for a Rainy Day, when it seems to rain all the time?
Sure, there are more important things in life than money, but the trouble is, they all cost money, right?
Why do people always say, "I met so-and-so just before his/her death"? Has anyone ever met someone AFTER his/her death?
Isn't any closet a walk-in closet?
If you drop a safe-deposit box on your foot, should it be considered an unsafe deposit box?
Is a pronoun a word paid to take the place of a noun?
What happens if the dentist gets a cavity? Would he get fired?
Do septic tank cleaners ever get tired of taking a lot of crap from their customers?
Is there a museum that has all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums?
Why can't we have transparent floors in elevators so we can see how high we are?
Do walkers and joggers turn down their iPods when they are looking for an address?
If "Operators are standing by", shouldn't they get a different job where the company has chairs?
Why is it that when your plane arrives at the airport, it is the stewardess that's been with you on the flight that welcomes you to your destination? Why doesn't someone from your destination come onto the plane to welcome you instead? Wouldn't that make more sense?
Why do airlines tell you to remove all pens and pencils from your pockets in the event of a plane crash? When was the last time you read headlines that said "Man dies from lead poisoning after plane crash"?
Take Care and Keep Thinking,
Don Fowler, A Gadzillion Things To Think About
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